Post Limit [ ] So, I don't really understand Tumblr, but I know that I can get lost in it very very very quickly. Have any questions? Ask away! I am in the Supernatural, Sherlock, Merlin, and Hannibal fandoms. In fact, I reblog those as much as I can. But I reblog all kinds of things that spark my interest. I am partially in the Harry Potter and Doctor Who fandoms. If you follow me: expect everything. This isn't even a bio. What IS this? I'm generally polite, but I'm basically just a giant asshole. Let's be friends, eh?
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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god forgive me for this... motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode
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it’s fun to stay at the Y
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theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
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reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
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I’ll just leave this here...
And then, 40 chapters later…
*lays down*
*never gets up*
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MAH HEART MAH SOUL
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Say, what are you going to do now?
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