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Did a little bit on the Daily Show

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NOW IN A REVISED SECOND EDITION

Man vs. Child is a funny, fresh take on the parenting guide, written from the dad’s perspective. It’s about the absurdity of being a dad today: from your blissful pre-baby days through when your kid is off at school, probably complaining about you. It’s a companion to help you through the hard times, like when you need something to read on the toilet and your phone is dead.

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NAMED ONE OF AMAZON’S BEST HUMOR BOOKS OF 2017

Balancing relatable humor with heartfelt advice, Man vs. Child will appeal to any dad looking for both laughs and real guidance from a man who has had–and survived–these experiences himself. A perfect Father’s Day gift or present for a first-time dad!

PRAISE FOR MAN VS. CHILD:

“Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children.” - Amy Poehler, actress, comedian, and NYT bestselling author of Yes, Please

“Moe ‘describes the awed affection new fathers may have for their children with relatable humor and genuine insight, offering a promising resource for the curious and the clueless.’” - The New Yorker

“From tackling toddler meltdowns to bringing up baby in any conversation, comedian Doug Moe’s irreverent take on the absurdity of fatherhood is a refreshing read for new dads. It feels like you’re chatting with a friend who admittedly doesn’t know everything, but does know exactly what you’re going through.” - Pregnancy & Newborn Magazine

“Wow is it terrific – funny, smart, relatable, and actually filled with some very good tips, from handling sleepless nights for tips to get rid of your kids’ weird friends on playdates.” - Cool Mom Picks

“Yes, it’s just one man’s point of view, but we have a feeling your guy will find more than enough in common with this hilarious dad-in-training.” -PureWow

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Just in time for Father's Day! Six years ago, Abrams published my book "Man vs Child," a humor book for dads. Now I've re-published it in a new, revised edition. If you haven't picked up a copy, consider buying it! It's in paperback or Kindle in the new edition here: https://amzn.to/3qqjIe5

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I'm so excited to be in the great new Nicole Holofcener film "You Hurt My Feelings" coming out in May. Here's the trailer:

It was really a dream come true to be able to do a few scenes with Julia Louis Dreyfus. I really went to the shoot feeling totally aware of how lucky I was and determined to just soak it in and have a great day. Nicole was so cool and nice. We shot my scenes on the last shoot day, with time constraints because Nicole had to fly back to LA that night, but I never felt rushed at all. I threw in a little bit of improv that Nicole and Julia incorporated and worked with — I mean, it really doesn't get better.

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I was on the Daily Show - the sketch is at 3:18 in this segment

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HOW TO SURVIVE AMERICA is out today.  This is the third book I've helped DL write and I'm so grateful for his sharp comedic voice and perspective.  What an eye-opener the last few years have been for us white people.  I'm so thankful for all I've learned working on this book and the others.  I hope you will check them out.

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Got to play a big part in this really cool fiction podcast The Truth episode.  

Tony's always had a hard time reading the room. But then a mysterious man tells him about a podcast that plays back everything people say about you when you're not there.

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Naughty, NSFW bit in this “Woke Porn” sketch for Franchesca & Show

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Now that yer voting arms are warmed up, please cast another vote for How Not to Get Shot and Other Advice from White People in the Goodreads Choice Awards?  It's in the Semi-Finals for Best Humor!  I'm really proud of this book and DL speaks to so much of what's going on these days. You can not here:  https://www.goodreads.com/choiceawards/best-humor-books-2018

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My latest book is out!

I was lucky enough to be able to help D.L. Hughley write his latest book, How Not to Get Shot and Other Advice from White People for Harper Collins. It's a satirical advice guide for black people that distills all the "helpful" advice that white people often give black people in the wake of shootings: just comply with police orders, be polite and so on. The NY Times Book Review called it a "satirical but apt addition to the culture’s fraught conversation about race."

D.L. is a hilariously fearless voice. As one of the original "Kings of Comedy," he's just not worried about playing nice or going too far. For me, a white guy, it was an enlightening and interesting topic to dive into with him. And as a comedian and writer, it was great to be able to bring really biting ideas and have him affirm and build on them.

We're in some dark times right now. It feels hard to have the energy for all the outrage. But meanwhile, we still have black kids like Antwon Rose being shot by cops. I consider myself pretty well informed, but it was still pretty eye-opening to confront the continuing forces of white supremacy in our country. It's Charlottesville, it's police shootings and it's calling the cops on black people trying to use the bathroom.

D.L. has a big audience and he's going to be out there pushing this book, but I hope some of the "Doug Moe fans" out there will check it out as well. I'm pretty proud of it.

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Man Vs Child:  One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting

About the Book

***Named one of Amazon’s Best Humor Books of 2017.***

“Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children.” - Amy Poehler

Moms have hundreds of parenting advice books willing to tackle the more cringe-inducing questions of parenthood. But what about books for the other half of the equation: the dads?

Man Vs. Child is a funny, fresh take on the parenting guide, written from the dad’s perspective.  More info here.

Buy the Book

The book is out in stores now or you can order here:

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Praise

“Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children.”  

- Amy Poehler

*** “Moe describes the awed affection new fathers may have for their children with relatable humor and genuine insight, offering a promising resource for the curious and the clueless.”

-The New Yorker

*** “From tackling toddler meltdowns to bringing up baby in any conversation, comedian Doug Moe’s irreverent take on the absurdity of fatherhood is a refreshing read for new dads. It feels like you’re chatting with a friend who admittedly doesn’t know everything, but does know exactly what you’re going through.”

- Pregnancy & Newborn Magazine

*** “Wow is it terrific – funny, smart, relatable, and actually filled with some very good tips, from handling sleepless nights for tips to get rid of your kids’ weird friends on playdates.”

- Cool Mom Picks

*** “Yes, it’s just one man’s point of view, but we have a feeling your guy will find more than enough in common with this hilarious dad-in-training.”

- PureWow

*** “Thankfully for new fathers like me, Doug Moe knows it all, from little kids doing pee-pee to big kids doing homework. It’s essential reading for dads and future dads.”

- Michael Showalter, writer/director and cocreator of Wet Hot American Summer

*** “Doug Moe is the second-best father I know. Even if the only thing you get from this book is a good time, then Doug has done more for fathers than any other book of its kind.”

- Rob Corddry, actor and comedian, The Daily Show and Ballers

*** “I am about to have a baby and I am terrified and feel like an idiot! Then I read Doug Moe’s Man vs. Child! Now, I am prepared to have a baby. I am slightly less terrified and I am still an idiot! Thanks, Doug!”

- Bobby Moynihan, actor and comedian, Saturday Night Live

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“Hurry up and buy this book! I didn’t get a chance before my baby came and now I’m screwed! Help! I haven’t slept in weeks and now I don’t know what I’m doing! Dammit, Doug, why didn’t you write this while I still had time to read books??”

- Rob Huebel, actor and comedian, Human Giant and Transparent

*** “Man vs. Child is a hilariously honest look at parenting that even moms can appreciate. I mean, any book that encourages new dads to ‘vacuum and be nice’ is one I can get behind!”

- Ilana Wiles, blogger and author of The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting

*** “A taut, erotic thriller. This is a smart, dark look at  the human condition, our strengths and our weaknesses.  Doug Moe has done it again.  I did not read this book.”

- Jason Mantzoukas, actor and comedian, The League

*** “Doug Moe is hilarious. I’d read anything he wrote, including this book, which I read and loved. Doug’s writing is funny and irreverent, which could lead one to think he’s a bad dad, and quite honestly, I thought that for years.“ 

- Jon Daly, actor and comedian, Kroll Show

Media

Feel free to email me here if you want to talk.  For media and publicity inquiries and interview requests, please contact Jennifer Bastien at jbastien@abramsbooks.com.

Download the press release

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Best Humor Books of 2017

Toot toot! I’m tooting my own horn because my book got picked as one of Amazon’s Best Humor and Entertainment Books of 2017!  If you’re a Doug Moe super-fan, you might be thinking “didn’t I already hear this?” The answer is - No! A few months ago, it was named in the Best Humor and Entertainment Books of 2017 *so far* So now that it’s the end of the year, my book has defended its title, so to speak. I’m in this list with John Hodgman, Whitney Cummings, Chuck Klosterman, Kelly Oxford, etc. - I’m an underdog on this one for sure. And of course, if you’ve bought it or left a review, thanks so much. If not - it makes a great gift for any parent, even moms! Think about picking up a copy if you haven’t yet. Yay!

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Top Candies of 2017

A year ago, I saw several different kids dressed as Donald Trump for Halloween, back before we knew that we’d be suffering under that lunatic’s idiocy.  What an exhausting year!  Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, but this year even the candy seems worn down by the last horrible year of politics.

Top Candies of 2017:

Sugar Daddy Harassed Women For Years But Is Now Exposed 

Red Hats

Mr. Goodbar Retiring From Senate Rather Than Face Humiliating Primary Challenge

Dummies

Almond Meh

Sour Attitude

This Blows Pops

Payday For Big Business

Tweets

Reese’s Pieces of Legislation Never Passed

Swedish Muslim Refugee Crisis Manufactured for Political Agenda

Three Musketeers Advocate For Gun Rights Despite Newest Mass Shooting

Shithead

Gummi Right to Bear Arms

Snickers, at least we still have Snickers

Hershey’s Pussy Grab

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Weird Searches

My daughter was searching on Amazon, her preferred mode of shopping, for a birthday gift for her friend.  When I go on Amazon, I type in stuff like “Man Vs Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting” (natch).  But my daughter, not having anything specifically in mind, was searching in the most I-don’t-understand-the-internet ways.  The search terms she was using:  

“sun glasses cool”

“later gun kawaii” - Supposed to be “laser gun kawaii.”  “Kawaii” means “cute” apparently, but I probably don’t have to tell you that, Tumblr.

“mysterio cheap”

“squishy fancy cool”

“cool laser gadgets”

“cool fancy for girls”

“cool fun for girls”

“cheap stuff” - best part was the results included both a “4 ½ inch Folding Tactical Knife” for $6.95-$981.50 (quite a range, and no I am not linking to it) and a $620 beanbag chair

“cute and fun silly”

“chill pusheen” - let me recommend to you the adorable I Am Pusheen the Cat book that is better than it ought to be.

And of course, “Once Upon A Time Dark One Dagger” - which, let’s just say wasn’t going to be purchased for this birthday party.

Incredibly, we eventually found a couple of things in the cheap-cool-fun-fancy category of gift.  Maybe I should loosen up and let the Amazon search function do its thing more often.

Seriously, though:  have you bought my book, Man Vs Child:  One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting?  It makes a great gift!  Maybe not for an 11-year old.  And granted, it’s not a “cool fun fancy laser gift for girls.”

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Looking forward to getting that sweet GIF money!  Oh wait, there is no GIF money.

Amy Schumer absolutely nailed what’s wrong with women’s health in America by literally putting Congressmen in charge of her body. But more than that she exposed the hypocrisy in how they treat her.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

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I got to write up a little guest post for Baby Rabies about end of summer regrets. Check it out!

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Andrea Grymes interviewed me on CBS New York about my book - here’s the interview in case you missed it!

I have to come up with a better answer to “what did my wife think about the book?”