drabblejester

[drabblejester]

my lieges.. i have dire news…

i am losing the genshin AND the hsr fixation.. after a long 2-3 years of interest it has faded from my little hands……….. it is a sad day for me

i am so sorry my lieges… it has been wonderful having u in my little castle

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hello my lieges!!! i ate an oil pastel.on accident. anywyas feel free to send the litle fool(me) some yummy little asks! preferably not oil pastel flavored !!!

[drabblejester]

First of all, nice to see you come back!

I was wondering if I could request Jiaoqiu and Dan Heng (separately ofc) x reader where they get a tuskpir to help them sleep? And the reader starts to feel a little bit jealous because they cuddle tuskpir instead of them? The reader tries to hide it because they know it's silly to feel that way, but it's pretty evident that they are a bit upset.

Please and thank you!

ME, MY BOYFRIEND, AND HIS DINGY LITTLE TUSKPIR

requested by: anon!!

pairings: dan heng, jiaoqiu x gn!reader

content warnings: none!!!

comments: honk shii mimimi, the creature. also thank u lieges.. for patience.. i am eternaly greatful…. aauahehehe

DAN HENG:

you’re happy at first! he gets restful sleep, and you get peace of mind. beautiful combo! he is burying his face in its little tummy and snoozing away.

BUT. 💥 he ends up getting just a liiiiittle carried away. almost every night he winds up with the tuskpir in his arms instead of you!!

even in his sleep he sometimes kicks you away and mumbles something like “hnggnnnmhn” which is usual for him, but still sucks.

you end up confronting him about it like it’s a dead serious manner, and both of you wind up having the discussion over some coffee. with the tuskpir under the table

“it helps me sleep.” “JUST LOOK AT IT” (snzzzz snooo snork hhhonk)

both of you wind up coming to a consensus of SHARING the tuskpir, as well as swapping it out. dan heng’s calendar now has a schedule about who sleeps with the tuskpir and when

the tuskpir doesnt care. its sleepy all the time either way

but sometimes now you get to wake up to not only dan heng in your arms- the tuskpir there too! best of both worlds!

JIAOQIU:

of course he’s having nightmares. so his best solution? surprisingly not peppers! instead, he chose a dinky little tubby pink thing to nap with. instead of you.

ooooh how you LOATHE that thing. how come little pinkie gets to bury its face in his tail. that should be YOU!!!!

you’re practically snarling and weeping and writhing around in pure raw jealousy. RAAH THAT SHOULD BE YOU!!!

however, you spare the tuskpir because its empty little head doesn’t know better. but aeons help you if you show it affection(never)

HOWEVER, jiaoqiu is soon confronted by your pleas to stop cuddling little pinkie and to cuddle YOU!!!! and he giggles. in your face. GRRR!!!

he also works out (somewhat) of a schedule with you, and ends up deciding that schedules are stupid, and you can all sleep together as a happy little family.

SO the following night, you wind up pretty much locked in his arms. and little pinkie somewhere on top of the both of you. i mean, it’s comfortable? at least?

bonus. he gives tuskpir a spicy pepper like how people give their pets lemons. the reaction is hilarious

the guillotine could not stop me my lieges. i am back

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HELLO LIEGES

my sanity grows once more…. requests are open and HOPEFULLY i will be able to get to them this time…

to the LOVELY lieges who have sent me a request in uuuuuuhhhjg(checks back of hand)… november…….. i apolochise but i HAVE maybe deleted them. for clarity of mind

BUT! FEEL FREE TO SEND IN SOME NEW GOODIES!!!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN MY LIEGES GO HAM GO CHEESE

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HAPPY 2025! NEW YEARS!

oooh my lieges how MISERABLE i have been… my bones ache.. my muscles twitch… OOOH AGONY!!!!!

the creative slump is atrocious my lieges.. do not banish me!!! i will bounce back!!!

an artistic rendition of yours truly ….with a funny little confetti thingy jiggy too! aheehee!

HAAAAPPYY NEW YEARR MY LIEGEESSS i hope it brings PROSPERITY and FUN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS to all!!! ahauehauehahehh

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My liege, youre so funny im gonna follow you home (youve earned a follower bbgirl🥰😘)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! i am not a liege i am a funny little fool jester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE the liege!!!!!!!!! h ee heee

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HELLO MY LIEGES! apolocheese for the absence my house caught on fire BUT we are very well!!!! everyone is safe and sound <3 hopefully when i calm down i can resume my nefarious writings heehee

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obsessed with your vibe can i put you in a glass containment and study you

okay dottore liege .. im studyable i believe……!!!!!!! be nice!!

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Dan Heng, Sampo, Gepard, Ratio and Mr Reca react that reader has a chaotic little sister like Klee from genshin impact

how VARIOUS HSR GUYS would react to your SUPER COOL BUT MILDLY INSANE LITTLE SISTER!!

requested by: gachaclubideas !!

pairings: dan heng, sampo, gepard, ratio, and mr reca & gn!reader and little sister :3

content warnings: none!!

comments: the first post after brief hiatus is chaotic.. as god intended<3

GEPARD:

ouuh he LOVES her!!! doesn’t like how crazy she is though. but still loves her

goes and pinches her cheeks like a grandma and gets scared because she growled at him (“whys she in timeout?” “because she growled at me” reference)

tells her some lovely stories about all of his cool adventures only to find out that she REALLY wants to go on those adventures too

you just kinda laugh it off until she comes back with a diy cardboard suit of armor just like gepards…. okay now youre debating on letting her go or not

gepard just sits her down and talks about it, telling her why she cant go on Death Expedition Number Three Thousand. she gets upset so he bakes her some cookies or fixes her a snack. hurray! peace restored <3

SAMPO:

and unlike gepard, he will HAPPILY treat her to crazy explorations and little ‘quests’ he makes up.

they’re either just a way to get your sister to do work for him OR genuinely for fun. no matter what, he makes sure that she’s safe and sound and tucked into bed at 9 pm

constantly talks to you about how GREAT of a fool she would grow up to be.. indoctrinating elation early. he’s good at it too… you’re a bit worried that she’s going to end up even crazier if she does wind up to be a fool

eeeeeh but she knocks out too early to do anything TOO crazy. nearly 99% of the time after sampo and her come back from their adventures, shes knocked out on his shoulder FAST asleep.

at least you can sleep at night knowing mr cold feet has your little sister in (somewhat) good hands, albeit probably a terrible influence on her.

DAN HENG:

he’s scared. he’s genuinely scared at first. it’s like having a miniature and even WORSE version of caelus or stelle in the express

and he’s vowed to never let her end up like those little trash-eating baseball-wielding raccoon dweebs… so the first thing he does is teach her some manners!

they have a LOT of tea parties, and he uses it as an excuse to teach her basic manners and polite words. and she does learn well!

sadly it comes at the cost of him coming out of the room in a pretty pink dress and makeup and so much glitter. he’s even got stickers on his tail that he can’t reach far enough to get off

you and march take SO many photos. damn the lessons, you just think its funny that he comes out as a new princess every time

DR. RATIO:

he also tries the approach that dan heng has, aka teaching her some manners and such. she learns well from him, but constantly calls him a cranky old man. much to your amusement

he gets annoyed and overwhelmed by her very very easily, so its hardly 10 minutes before he’s handing her off to you again.

don’t get me wrong, he doesn’t think that she’s a lost cause or anything. he just doesn’t do too well with hyper kids, and doesn’t really know how to fix that

he tries a new method, bribery! giving her a small piece of fruit every time she gets a question right. which goes very well! at first!

eventually your little sister is begging to go to ratio because he has yummy fruits, and ratio is begging you to NOT hand her over because she will terrorize him (you hand her over)

MR. RECA:

dear GOD he loves her. adores her so much. kisses her cheeks and pats her head so very much its like he was MADE to work with kids

his energy and her energy work surprisingly well together? much more than you expected. he’s frantically taking photos of her in cute little outfits and in the most insane voice hes like “yes.. YES.. MY LITTLE ACTRESS!! MY DARLING SUPERSTAR!!! YOU’LL CRUSH THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!!!”

it’s kinda concerning now that you think about it because they enable each other SO hard. they’re both hyper maniacs who love doing things! which is cute until you think about it for more than 3 seconds

she gets to feature in so so many productions (with your consent), even playing a major role as a super cool villain. she loves it so much that she refuses to get rid of the costume, which now sits proudly in her closet

after each film, he showers her with love and praise and treats her to a little bit of ice cream. you lecture reca about sugar, and he winds up going the veggie route. your baby sister now refuses to work with him </3

apolocheese for the absence my lieges

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stay safe my lieges we are in troubling times.. itll be alright and YOU’LL be alright no matter what. my lieges are strong and capable

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CONCUSSION?? OMG 😭😭 PLS PRIORITISE URSELF 💔💔 I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON

THEY HATED MY SILLINESS SO THEY CONKED MY NOGGIN

she conk on my noggin til i

[drabblejester]

my lieges my DEAR LIEGES i have been SO SO VERY BUSY!!!! your beloved little fool got a concussion and is STILL recovering + making up schoolwork… please do have mercy on my poor silly soul…. prompts shall continue soon i promise my lieges…

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OMG HI IM THE ANON WHO REQUESTED THE MECHANIC AND BOOTHILL FIC AND ALSO OMG I LOOOVE WILL WOOD MWAH MWAH THANK YOU!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAH!!!! TYSM MY LIEGE I HOPE U ENJOYED <33

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How would genshin impact characters or hsr characters respond if reader said “Do you still love me if I was a worm?”

would VARIOUS GENSHIN/HSR CHARACTERS still love you if you were a WORM?

requested by: anon :3

pairings: sampo, sparkle, neuvillette, and dottore x gn!reader

content warnings: none !

comments: the dottore is self indulgent sorry my liege. i love him

NEUVILLETTE:

You’re both sitting in his office, you pulled up in a comfortable chair while he sits in his throne-like one. You’re pretty empty brained, but a question soon pricks up. Would Neuvillette still love you if you were a worm?

You turn to him, blinking before asking the question. His gaze turns to you quickly, turning from attentive to confused in an instant. His eyes stare through yours.

“A worm?”

“Yes, a worm.”

“… Why would you suddenly turn into a worm?”

You hadn’t thought that far. You space out for a bit, mulling over the question in your head before deciding on an acceptable answer.

“That doesn’t matter- would you still love me?”

He thinks about the question heavily, bringing a finger up to his chin as he contemplated. Looks like the both of you really had to think about this.

“Mm. I would miss you, but I would still give you a plentiful enclosure. With many fruits, and plenty of dirt to.. squirm around in.”

You accept this answer, placing a light kiss to his nose before going off to your mind.

SPARKLE:

“Nope, I wouldn’t!”

Her answer is very plain and simple, grinning at you as if she just won an argument. You pout at her, how cruel!

“Wasn’t Aha’s emanator a worm? Why would I ever be different!” You yell (playfully), gently pushing Sparkle.

“I’d crush that little worm, and I’d crush you too and watch all your little wormy guts spill out! Bleegh!!” She cries, rushing towards your torso to reenact a FNAF jumpscare(THATS THE BEST WAY I COULD PUT THIS IM SORRY.)

You fall backwards to the floor, squirming around as she tries to grab at you again and again. If anything, you really look like a worm right now.

“What did I ever do to you! Wouldn’t even put me in a little box? Not even a fun one with glitter and flowers-“

“Not a chance!”

“Well, what would YOU do if YOU were turned into a worm?!”

She thought for a few seconds, before answering with a big, big smile. She approached you, skipping around you like she was playing ring-around-the-rosie.

“I’d expect you to make a massive enclosure just for me! And fresh food daily, and misting, and lots and LOTS of love…”

SAMPO:

You ask the question to him while you’re both on your phones, simply existing together. He turns to look at you with a puzzled expression, before it softens up again.

“Ohoh- isn’t this one of those little coupley questions~?” He purrs, gently tapping his fist against the top of your head. His smile is contagious, resulting in you inheriting it as well.

“Well, good ol Sampo ‘Worm Expert’ Koski will be HAPPY to answer your question! Ahem, excuse me-“

Sampo proceeds to fix his hair dramatically, clearing his throat before adjusting the collar of his shirt. You watch him as if you’re watching your favorite show.

“A nice little glass enclosure so I can look at you, some fruits and veggies, oats- do you like oats still? Oh, so what- I’m getting off-track!” He whines.

His little performance totally captures you, and you find your head being moved to his lap rather quickly. You stare up at him, one hand folded over his as you watch him ramble.

“-And regular watering, making sure your enclosure is nice and wet. Don’t forget the temperature just to your liking! And some other things…”

DOTTORE:

You’re met with a dismissive grunt from him as soon as you even speak. He waves his hand in your direction halfhazardly, going back to the little engineering project.

“Did you even hear me? I said-“

“-I heard you just fine. I’m not answering your question, go ask another segment.” He grumbles, in a mildly annoyed mood (as always).

You wind up leaving his office, going down the darkened corridors to find another segment to answer your question. Although you pass multiple of them, they all seem busy and unwilling to talk.

Eventually you stumble across the perfect segment to ask. Yet again, you repeat the question. He simply looks at you strange, before going back to walking down the hallway.

“Can you hear correctly?” You shout after him, to no response. He could hear you just fine- he just didn’t have an answer.

You carry on the hallway, and into rooms, for a very long time. The moon sets and the sun rises before an answer finally creeps up on you.

Dottore puts an ungloved hand on your shoulder from behind you, glancing up and down at you. Your breath hitches in your chest, awaiting some lovely and well-thought out answer, totally befitting of the Doctor-

“No.”

Dottore walks away, leaving you unloved as a worm.

my lieges would you still enjoy me if i was a worm

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due to certain events that have happened . i want to restate that like,

if you have anything like ‘minors dni’ or ‘18+’ in your bio and then you proceed to interact with me, thagts kinda dumb. dni goes both ways! i’m not telling all adult folks to dni, but if you dont want minors to interact with you, then don’t interact with me!! ez!!!

also because ive had some folks in my inbox already ask for suggestive/nsfw stuff for me to write, i’m just gonna restate that i do NOT WANT NSFW IN MY ASKBOX! in my bio it says im a minor (which i am). so please dont be weird or i’m gonna start publicly shaming you and throwing rocks at you. AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR POORLY DISGUISED FETISH EITHER!

its easy to be normal. pleasge. i love being silly and funny and all heeheehaha but there comes a point where i cant be like that becuase yall cant chill out … terrible behavior

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I love your impression of Sampo!! Like yeah, he'd do This™ and That™ as according to your posts. Like, I think yours has the most simplest yet most accurate depiction of Sampo here!

Could I request Sampo, Gallagher, and Mr. Reca would do on their first date? Inspired from the other ask you did for 'overhearing the confession'

-G⭐

what VARIOUS HSR GUYS would do on your FIRST DATE!

requested by: G⭐️ !!

pairings: sampo, gallagher, and reca x gn!reader

content warnings: none!!!

comments: TYSM FOR THAT MY LIEGE.. i usually ‘dumb’ my sampo down actually bc theres no way i can fit all my thoughts on him into one little postHEEHE!!!

GALLAGHER:

he’d take you to his bar!! easy as that. it’s nothing grand or special, just his good ol bar. he serves you up a few drinks and you have a great time!

mostly, you guys talk. gossip about people, random tabloids you both found, fun facts about the other, etc. that’s also how you get to find out about misha and sleepie (and you adore both of them <3)

he’s much more gentle and warm towards you, quieting down his voice a bit so he isn’t that startling. he still has his drawl and everything, just in a lighter tone. in general it seems like he just got a bit younger!!

he jokes about you helping him out with the bar later, and you agree. so as a ‘second’ date, you guys get to work together! yippee! you get paid with free drinks and your first kiss with him <3

SAMPO:

you guys go visit some historical sites in belobog together!! he’s VERY knowledgable in them, and takes his time with you. you cruise through museums and even out in the cold, pointing at abandoned machinery and cool architecture

he absolutely talks more than you no matter how talkative you may be. partially out of ‘i want this date to go well and for them to see how cool i am’ and also out of ‘I AM SO NERVOUS RN’. thankfully he has a very engaging voice, and you love listening to him ramble :3

he tells a few tall tales in between, typical stories and fairytales that kids would like to hear. makes sense seeing as how he does talk with hook a lot.. and even at your age, they’re still fun and interesting! he’s an incredibly good storyteller

and at the end of the day, he wraps his dingy little jacket around your shoulders and takes you back to wherever he lives. he gives you a few snacks and the most delicious DIY hot chocolate ever before asking you SO many questions about how you thought of the date. you mumble something good before you fall asleep, which is enough for him <3

MR. RECA:

as he said before, he wants to cast you in the starring role of a romance movie with him as your lovely boyfriend. he makes PLENTY of jokes about it too, constantly rambling about how fun it’ll be. it counts as a first date i guess???

you two are an AMAZING duo together onstage and offstage!! his performance is amazing to the point where you actually feel like you’ve fallen for him impossibly more… the role he’s playing is a cheesy romantic ol guy, and AEONSS ABOVEE if you don’t treasure it

he lets you customize your role however you want! so you decide to simply play as yourself to max out your reca romance exposure. he plays along and switches the script around just for you, before going on set to dance around with you a while more

at the end of the day, both of you make lovely comments on your acting (although you weren’t really playing a character), laughing about certain moments in the scenes before he sends you home. and of course, he waits for you to enter your house before he leaves, just like his little gentleman role in the movie <3

i’m going to make some ramen my lieges do you want any

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hehe .. imagine catboy sampo headcanons I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT?? THIS MAN IS SO <:3 AND SO .. MIAU MIAU ... he is literally a siberian forest cat in disguise cmon

you and KITTY CAT SAMPO!

requested by: anon :3

pairings: catboy!sampo x gn!reader (platonic or romantic)

content warnings: none!!

comments: oouh ur brain is HUGE my liege… ive seen a lot of fox sampos but not a lot of kitty sampos. he’s literally my little meowmeow

first of all, he’s a little shit. this is obvious information. no matter what breed of cat he is, he’s going to be SO annoying. all the time

he acts all normal and cool in front of other people, hides his ears and tail and such. goes home to you, takes off his hat and everything, and runs around for 10 minutes

he is a grown man alright. but even he can’t resist the crushing temptation of chasing a laser. he uses his path of elation as an excuse to hide the fact that he REALLY wants to catch the laser

playtime is all the time actually. he’s climbing on everything you own, chasing things around. you have to buy so many cat toys because he keeps destroying them

people think you just own a really energetic and spoiled cat. and you roll with it, and then silently turn to that stupid little blue haired guy standing not too far away from you

he’s gnawing on AND clawing on a ton of stuff. of course he knows better than to screw up your couch or chairs, so he sadly begs you with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen for a scratching post. just a teeny one! doesn’t even have to be that fancy!

you (of course) indulge in his silliness and give him the scratching post and dear GOD it is RUINED in a day. his claws are incredibly sharp and long.. no wonder why everything you get him usually gets destroyed! at least it’s a good weapon?

you have to hold him down to take a bath. he’s still very clean don’t get me wrong, but he’ll be whining so pathetically if you ask him to go anywhere near a bathtub. ooh but the moment YOU step into the bathtub to relax, suddenly he’s asking you if he can join

yeah his eyes dilate <3 it’s very cute at first because they always went big when he looked at you! how sweet! but it turned horrifying when you woke up in the middle of the night and just saw him HOVERING over you with huge huge eyes (he apologized)

meow meow, my liege