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I've brought you.. a gift!
#my high ads thought that log was a really fucked yo fish. face on the right#<< prev tags#Bones that is a wolverine carrying a deer leg
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out of my pumpkin head when you’re not around
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Oh to be a young woman in the early 90s…
Living out of a Nissan S-Cargo with my gal pal…
Cross-country road trip from Pennsylvania to Colorado…
Settling down in a small town…
She plays guitar on the porch while the bread rises in the kitchen, and I’m half-done painting a mural on the side of the house that faces the summer sunrise…
Of two little snails in a garden at the end of a long road…
Don’t mind me, just getting emotional over the kind of life adventures I’d like to have


1989 Nissan Snail
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Reblog if you have read fic that’s better than canon
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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Personally, less gender but in a more social sense. Why should I have to shave my entire leg? That’s a lot of leg to shave, so I just do up to my knees.
Also, I’m liking the percentages here
i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol
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Okay first of all, Rude
Second of all, how is this the third least common result?!
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I’m just gonna link a few name generators…
These two fit with general Twitch names I’ve seen
Username Generator
Title Names (ex. Matron_of_Mars)
These are more fandom-specific, but can still be general (iykyk)
My Little Pony
RWBY (You can also just use the colors it gives)
These are obviously from specific fandoms
Warrior Cats
Homestuck
Change the names around for all of these!
Things like small typos (Maron_of_Mars), switching the order of words (MarsMatron), using synonyms (MarsMom), or letters to numbers (MarsM0M) (Also having a specific letter always be capitalized)
Good luck!
Announcement to all u cool rad Danny Phantom folks, I’m making an animatic where Tucker is a twitch streamer and I desperately need new twitch names to use. If any of y’all have generic (non dp or character related) twitch usernames you can think of, please reply because ougjfjff I’m suffering
#danny phantom#fantasy name generator#name generator#the distracted dragon#good luck bones!!#u can do this!!!
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@setsu-nana
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I hear you, but consider…
Tim puts the amulet on and starts doing shit that’s very much Not Human before actually being able to turn into a dragon
Growling, asking specifically for more meat, stealing blankets for a nest in his room, even using a bit of ghost speak! (Also maybe thinking of certain things differently? Let him be feral gdi)
His physical traits start changing after he shifts the first time, but until then he looks fully human
(Am I already writing this? … Maybe. Will it be done anytime soon? Not likely. But by the Ancients, I will write a Dragon Tim fic for DPxDC!)
If you want to read it, please bug me in the BatPham server (DuckyKnitter). I also want to write it but ADHD is stingy with the motivation juice.
Short DPXDC Prompts #594
Tim finds a strange amulet while on a mission for Bruce. Instead of putting it in storage in the Batcave, he puts the necklace on and convinces himself that it’s safer on his person. He can’t for the life of him figure out why he just can’t let the amulet leave his line of sight but he just can’t. He figured out why a few weeks later when he woke up at least 150ft (46m) taller than he was before. He came to two conclusions very quickly:
1.) The amulet is absolutely magical. 2.) He was a dragon.
—— King Danny received word that an amulet from Aragon’s kingdom has found a new host. Not only that but Dora and himself were tasked to train and teach this new amulet user. Upon using a ghost portal to find the amulet wielder he came to two conclusions very quickly:
1.) The amulet had chosen an alive human as its wearer. 2.) The amulet wearer was very hot.
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
#adhd#adhd problems#the distracted dragon#even your thoughts are forgotten#like ur thinking how does evolution even happen#and u wonder how u got there#u got there from thinking about the mnemonic for coral snakes#which went to mimicry#then aposematism#then ''how does a species become so uniform that we can reliably identify which are the mimics?''#then ‘how does a species even happen???’#but u don’t remember anything between mimicry and the current thought
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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I haven’t watched actual TV in years
It’s all in my head
I only read fanfiction
#fanfiction#fanfic#the distracted dragon#yknow how it is#mind television#except I have mild aphantasia
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My gender is the one thing that makes it a little harder for me to be a good person
Hm. Maybe to weaklings who get pissy when cis women have hair on their face. My morality is not dependent on some Karen’s (shitty) opinion of my appearance.
Don’t worry about me posting this at 4 am
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
#anyone who wants go for it!#the distracted dragon#tbh idk what this means#take it as you will#this is my take on it
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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
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