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who is the most likely to die first in a horror movie

Twilight.

Let's be honest, Twi's decision making skills are questionable at some points, and while the others have plenty of horror movie fodder potential, Twilight would be the first to go in a stereotypical horror story.

He's the kind of guy to explore a bump in the night by himself, to help a stranger who appears to be in danger, and to ignore warning signs to save someone.

Granted, there are others who fit this bill, but wouldn't actually be able to fulfill the criteria. Twilight is trusted enough to be alone at certain times, increasing his chances of being caught by whatever baddie or nebulous force is after them.

Obviously feel free to disagree with me, this is opinion, but also the hunks rarely survive unless there's a part two. So theres that.

He also just gives the vibes of the character you kill off to make the others sad and make bad decisions. Hell, its already happened to him with the whole almost dying thing.

Thanks for the ask!

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Happy disability pride month

Wind has adhd

That is all thank you for your time

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Wind: I had a plan, i swear i did. But I thought of it yesterday, and I prefer to leave things in the past.

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Wild: Aww look! It's small!

Twilight: its very cute

Hyrule: It could fit in my mouth!

Wild: It could!

Twilight: Aaaaaaaaand we're walking away now before anything happens

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Wars: we should call them in

Twi: you wanna do the honors?

Wars: gladly

Wars: Time to come in, boys!

Hyrule: ok!

Wild: awwww!

Wind: *from very far off* FRICK YOU!!!

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Warriors: I think you need to go to bed

Hyrule: I think my brain is like a fuzzy little creature that is asleep most of the time but when I get headaches that's when it's crawling around and trying to escape

Twilight: Oh, you definitely need to sleep

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Out of all the boys, who do yall think sleepwalks and why?

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"I have 5 thoughts per hour, I can't believe I wasted one on this nonsense."

Time, probably

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Lu boys as things said at my birthday dinner, in honor of my birthday 🎂

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Warriors: You always say things and forget them, leaving the rest of us more confused than before.

Legend: Oh, I don't forget, I just deny. None of you deserve an explanation of my thoughts.

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Time: Where is my phone?

Wild: Under the table.

Time: Well, how did it get there?

Hyrule: I found it on the ground.

Time: How did it get there?

Wild: I found it next to your bag.

Time: How did it get there?

Wind: I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM! IT WAS ME! TAKE ME AWAY!

Time: ...you did what?

Wind: *shrugs* I just wanted to be involved.

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Twilight: How did you get two breadsticks?

Four: Well, you see, I grabbed one, I took it, then I did that again.

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Sky: I try to be a good person, I really do, but I'm going to commit atrocities on scales you can't fathom if I don't get my food soon.

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Thanksgiving Headcanons

Time: not allowed near the kitchen whatsoever. In charge of wrangling small children and setting up tables and chairs. Naps after meal.

Warriors: in charge of decorations and setting up games. He enjoys playing Twister when Wind doesn't play.

Twilight: Helping with tables and chairs, and occasionally food. Can't figure out how he's lost to Sky in uno 12 times at this point.

Sky: didn't even know how to play uno before twi asked to play. He helps make food and decorate. Many naps for the sleepy boy.

Legend: Helping make food, but often ends up patching up small burns and cuts from kitchen mishaps. Also good at Twister, and has been laughing at twi for the past 20 minutes as he keeps loosing to Sky.

Four: Many hands make light work, so they say. Four is running any last-minute errands or doing small, forgotten tasks. They'd fall apart without him. He prefers playing clue but enjoys holding the spinner for Twister.

Wild: Master chef, coming through! When he's not cooking in the kitchen, though, he's probably wrestling with Wind or trying to distract twi from his uno game.

Hyrule: not allowed anywhere near the kitchen. He and Wind draw place cards and help set the table. He's very partial to any sweet treats available.

Wind: Also not allowed in the kitchen. He's hyped on sugar halfway into the day, and when he plays Twister, he pokes peoples tummies to make them fall over.

No family drama here, no disapproving family members, no arguments, just silly family fun for the holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are <3

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(Real conversation between me and my roommates 5 minutes ago)

Wild: I want to bake something

Wind: do we have time?

Hyrule: I think we're leaving soon.

Wild: We most likely won't have time, then.

Hyrule: We could just eat the cake mix

Wild: ....what did you just say?

Wind: if we add water, then we can eat it like soup.

Hyrule: See, Wind gets it.

Wild: NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO???

Hyrule: we will have cake by any means necessary.

Wind: *nodding* Yes. Cake.

Wild: I hate you both so much.

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Time: What're you thinking so deeply about, kid?

Twilight: He ain't ever had a thought deeper than a kiddy pool.

Wild: *nodding* My mind is empty.

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Boop boop motherfuckers!

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*the boys working on Lonlon Ranch*

Wind: *to malon* Watch this.

Wind: Twi, look behind you. There's a monster.

Twilight: Wait, no there isn't...

*turns and makes direct eye contact with Time standing behind him*

Time and Twilight:...

Wind: Oops, it's spotted you.

Malon: *stifling giggles* How horrible. It was nice knowing you, sweetheart.

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Legend: Some people should not be allowed within a 10 foot radius of me. Some of you are so stupid it physically hurts.

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Legend: Some people are ugly on the inside and the outside, and it pisses me off. Pick one please, if I have to listen to your attitude, at least have a pretty face for me to be mad at.

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*modern au, having an argument*

Wind: Oh, yeah? Well, now we're gonna have to throw the book at you.

Legend: *chucks dictionary at wars*

Wind: I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!