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people are always talking about how they accept & support neurodivergent people but still jump and gasp when they notice me lurking in the shadows

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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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having fun with the realisation that "grim reaper" is technically a kind of community service job

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does anyone wanna come over and play violence

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nobody tells you this but the knights at the jousting tournaments are free. you can take them to your castle. don't listen to their lords. I have 137 knights roaming in my hallways

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i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

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hey, running a bit late. google sprint says if i sprint the whole way i can get there in 15 minutes

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this isn't a new or revalatory take but there is something i adore about how immensely loving about the human inclination to personify death is. like, we realised that we won't be there to help the ones we love when they cross over to where we can't follow, so we made them (and ourselves) someone who can

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"few people are constantly aware of or in touch enough with their emotions to always express themselves perfectly" is such great writing advice and something i always appreciate until it happens to me, at which point i would rather be forced to writhe like a worm across a thousand miles of broken glass than be forced to endure it for even another singular moment

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Who wants to have a homoerotic sword fight with me? I'm bored

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me: holding my 6-month-old niece whose strong little hands are trying to rip my cheeks off my face

stranger: oh how pretty, she has your eyes!

me: not yet but she’s getting closer

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Gold bracteate, Sweden, 400-550 AD

from The Swedish History Museum

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they hate me for my ancient blood-thirsty swag

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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

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doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

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