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if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany

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“in summertime, when the sun was fine,

i clothed myself in garments as if i were a sheep.

outfitted like a hermit whose works are unholy,

i traveled widely in the world to hear about its wonders.”

(piers plowman)

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some of my favourite RoT colourings that i’ve done :))

featuring: huo/zhao yun and sun shu/lady sun, yan yan, huo/zhao yun vs ma chao, xun yu, wang yi vs eighth genius/zhao sheng, six of the eight geniuses, deng ai and jiang wei, zhang liao and lü bu, zhang liao, yan yan

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i promised id make something cool!! (this is the only time you’ll see me keep my word)

zhou yu + trippy stuff :D

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cao cao/xun yu gives me 200 psychic damage because i can’t help but think of it in terms of the ravages of time, but it honestly has so much appeal to fujos. and as a fujo who’s gotten into 3K and various 3K media via the ravages of time, i can confirm that the fujo potential in 3K is INCREDIBLE. the ravages of time is amazing for fujos too… maybe i should do a little roundup on why…

It’s such a shame that there isn’t a more recent tv adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms because I have a feeling that fujoshis will go feral over it (as they have over every adaptation) because you can find pretty much every archetypal king / advisor and king / general danmei couple type in this saga

Impoverished, embattled, stubborn but kind and righteous royal whose fortunes turn after he meets a genius advisor whose strategic brilliance helps him outsmart all his rivals and win a kingdom? Liu Bei x Zhuge Liang

Bonus points if the king dies and leaves everything to his advisor

Bonus points if advisor gets sick but continues to work himself to death trying to fulfill he and his king’s shared dreams by going on military campaign after military campaign

Extra bonus points if they describe their relationship using marriage metaphors

Man who reaches unparalleled heights in power and prestige but remains desperate for the approval of the one man who loves him but would rather commit suicide than submit to him? Cao Cao x Xun Yu

Young king defends his kingdom with his devoted and brilliant childhood friend who becomes his most important general? Sun Ce x Zhou Yu or Sun Quan x Zhou Yu

Bonus points if one of them dies young and tragically

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Words by alot

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cehck ouot this one pixel image i made

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WHEN I TELL U THIS IDEA CAME TO ME THE MILLISECOND I DISCOVERED THAT CAO CAO WAS ONLY 1.55m TALL

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Fellas. After a bit longer than I wanted, I bring you your suggestions. Both from Twitter and Tumblr.

Imma tag the Tumblr folks here cause I already did the same for Twitter

Cao Cao hitting on Guan Yu (Yuri edition): @tempuffer

Ling Tong and Gan Ning getting along: @dovahkiin99

Zhao Yun princess carrying Zhuge Liang: @zhao-zilong

Diaochan taking Red Hare: @sol-lus

The return of horse Sima Yi: @the-kingdom-of-wei

There is one last one but I’ll wait to see if I can just put it here like I could on Twitter. Because it’s literally just Lu Bu, naked with funny image censoring his bits and Zhang Liao begging for him to put on some damn pants. Please let me know 😳

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"Xuande took a look at the man, who stood at a height of nine chi, and had a two chi long beard; his face was of the colour of a dark zao, with lips that were red and plump; his eyes were like those of a crimson phoenix. He had a dignified air and looked quite majestic."

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my ancient chinese blorbos

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but at least the war is over

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"Master Hua Tuo, why are you not starting?"

More fem! (yassified) Guan Yu because I'm obsessed. And I couldn't resist using the idea by @grand-theft-carbohydrates that she wouldn't wear a dudou.

closeup and lineart under the cut

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Zhuge Liang: *walks in like a runway model*

Zhang Fei: 🙄

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I never get tired of watching Liu Bei walking around with Zhuge Liang (after giving him his personal sword and seal) and the *OUTRAGE* it causes

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind