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> streamer posting a picture of a baked eggplant on live

Chat is this cooked

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The jackpot, otherwise known as Johnathan Pot

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Something of value is gained but something of value is lost

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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Sometimes you’re jacking it

Sometimes it jacks you

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This is a fascinating bit of worldbuilding only minorly undermined by the fact that the angelic legions of heaven presumably have been at constant strength since Creation, and so would have had immediate overwhelming first-strike capability as early as 1917 — only overwhelming arrogance (or a secretly degraded operational capacity known to leadership but covered up in external communications) would have permitted a hostile, nascent USSR to engage in force buildup, especially considering the intelligence advantages of The Most High.

Although, if perhaps there was some element of Hellish counterespionage…

Cold War overproduction of nukes is commonly attributed to fears of a "missile gap," despite this being obviously farcical. In reality, this was mere cover for the real reasons: the USSR, as the world's first atheist state, needed a much larger deterrent to keep the angelic legions of heaven at bay, whereas the US's pioneering work on quantum mechanics led to a tense standoff with dozens of different parallel USSRs that threatened to attack simultaneously.

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The sacrum and the profane

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As a professional Those designer I will tell you this is 100% design intent

This is as unhinged as this laptop soon will be

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All electronics yearn to detect soup (and other electrolytic fluids) via their sensitive, voltage biased ports.

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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How to lose friends and fail to influence people

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Get. Off. My. Lawn. 😳😝💣💥🫥💀

https://youtu.be/YPW_HeOHA1E

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Why he wearing boots tho

"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster

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Soft core porn? More like soft pore corn.

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#art from another world

made in blender, based on a soviet era postcard. this is all rendered in eevee, with the windows and light details drawn with grease pencil. I animated the little people in the windows as well, but maybe I shouldn't have bothered.

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“Great grandma were you cracked in the 1930s”

“Hell ya I was saying fleek before the Kaiser died”

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The thing about animals is that how they look is exactly their fetish

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He may be a racist but ain’t no way Measurehead would have been at January 6