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"average imperial citizen eats 3 psykers a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average citizen eats 0 psykers per year. God Emperors Georg, beloved by all, who lives on the golden throne & eats 1,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I love all the outer space marine primaries like Comrade Cuss and Rowboat Girlywoman and Lyndon B. Johnson and Angry Ron and Sanctimonious and all them dudes

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This came to me in a cursed vision. As Konrad would've wanted.

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I have to go repent bcs the og post was abt lesbians but I thought of them anyway

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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#exactlyyyyy#this is precisely what I hope to convey in my fic#whatever i said about how every thought in silver's mind is filtered through elaborate mental constructs that he's engineered specifically#to avoid the fact that he is a human person with identity and desires and relationships. and at the centre of the 'there be dragons zone'#of silver's subconscious is a big pit of bisexuality (via @sword-wielding-sapphic)

unfortunately I think there is just ALMOST no world where silverflint happens. because I don’t think flint would ever have made a move, he’s too tightly in control of himself and there’s too much at stake - in s1-2 he would not have risked his reputation over a pretty face and in s3-4 he would not have risked a key ally. and of course silver is just not going to look his own sexuality in the face in basically any circumstance. but I said there’s ALMOST no world in which silverflint happens because I think there’s a world in which silver becomes so obviously haunted by the specter of gay sex he is not having that flint is like Jesus Christ this would be less dangerous if we WERE fucking because maybe he would calm down

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River's normal pastime, no problem at all.

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i've been watching the japanese dub of yugioh dm for the first time and it's somehow even gayer than the 4kids dub. the dialogue here has been only slightly altered for comedic effect, lmao.

(this art was carefully referenced and color-picked using screenshots from the show. it counts as a study :b)

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a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

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extremely important that peridot and lapis' pet sentient pumpkin has she/her pronouns instead of the 'he/him default for dogs and or doglike pumpkins' thing most media would do. another feminist win for stevens universe

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MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

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the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

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today? i offer more stupid and badly edited fe3h memes... tomorrow? who knows...

(i made like 30 so there will be more tomorrow shh)

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its not fair how garnet is supposed to be my special favorite and she is my princess but they put way more juice into pearl as a character and shes also like the exact genre of woman to make me really sad about her all the time. shes just very special

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Everyone calling out Tanis meanwhile I'm reminded very suddenly of Limetown, which apparently predates Tanis? "I want to interview you about it ... very slowly."

For those who haven't listened to TANIS, I cannot emphasise enough how very accurately this man has recreated the experience of listening to TANIS.

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