"I love whales and I love women". I go by Cat (she/her). The tagging system's good but otherwise these entire 500+ pages are on fire I apologise.
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I just love it when in star trek spock is not actively talking/participating in the moment but they just put him in screen just to serve face and vulcunt

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“We would not stand in the way of Labyrinth,” he says. “But neither can we remain in your drivers seats and office chairs. We cannot stop the machine, but we do not need to help it run. We are neither not tall, nor not short, but we each of us have names and lives. And in this moment we are reclaiming those lives and those names."
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I’m not hungry. I don’t need food. But I do need comfort, the kind only true love or a slice of Invisible Pie can bring. I don't have either here.
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This has been my story. And you were pleased, because you always wanted to hear a story about Steve Carlsberg.
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Two WHOLE DAYS since the committee met yet NO BOOK CONTRACT in my inbox. I can't live on these tenterhooks lmao
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I sat down and simply cried
Honestly Jonathan, same
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if i never see the words "proportionate means to achieve a legitimate aim" again it'll be too fucking soon
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Please sir just a smidgen of lighting in my TV show. Please can I see what’s going on
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated
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(dracula spoilers) three speculations on why we haven't heard from our friend Jonathan while he's toiling in the toils: 1. Jonathan isn't writing because he's afraid of getting caught and losing the diary -in this terrible place where he's doubting his senses, being able to write what he sees and feels is priceless. It's not worth the risk to lose that most precious record.
2. Jonathan isn't writing. In the eye of despair, there's nothing he has to say.
Or, perhaps: 3. Jonathan is writing, and there were many diary entries. They were deeply personal, incredibly emotional, and dedicated with all his love to Mina. Mina read them, kept them, and redacted them for Jonathan's sake and they were never put into the record.
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I know I'm late to the party when it comes to discussing the whole "Mercer Effect" thing but I do just wanna say, if you as a D&D player are expecting your DM to be like Matt Mercer, you should put in some effort to be like Taliesin Jaffe, Liam O'Brien, Marisha Ray, Laura Bailey, Travis Willingham, Sam Riegel, or Ashley Johnson
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