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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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Solarpunk Seafaring Community

I painted this for an unannounced game from Peculiar Path! It’s the result of a ton of research into ships, oil rigs, diy off grid living, retrofitting and more.

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i dont like how the ios saluting emoji is cut in half so i glued him back together in my high tech surgery program called "MS Paint" the ms stands for medical surgery.

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everytime a shy, unassuming, weird and slightly off-putting girl starts curiously trying he/him pronouns, an angel gets its wings

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can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.

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can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.

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Does he mean anything to you

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can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.

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mourning that as a STEM student I never got to take the Be A Good Person class that's part of every mandatory humanities track and so I'll never be able to be as moral as a philosophy major like Peter Thiel

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req'd by @forests-green

MIKU MIKU BEEEEEAAAAAMMM

text: Autism Beam Attack!!!

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kinda messed up how despite how much humans cut things with knives we have never accidentally cut an atom. we’ve been very lucky

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Low-key ich coded🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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My Guilty Gear fanarts so far, hope to do many more, i like pretty much every character in this series

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm