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I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping

@dean-of-being-hot-cuddy dont give this guy hygiene drug! That will kill the patient

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neil perry looks an awful lot like your fiance

I think he used to act as a part time job to fund med school. Care to correct me? @james-wilson-oncology

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You've been hosting parties in my mind I'm working overtime to have you in my world Oh, what a curse it is to be a lover girl

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be like house. Hate everyone

Propaganda I will not fall for: House being racist/homophobic.

That man believes in EQUALITY. He hates EVERYONE equally. Black? White? House hates you. Male? Female? Non binary? House hates you. Gay? Straight? House hates you. The colour of your skin or whoever is in your bed doesn’t change the fact that everyone lies!!

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Can confirm. I have been both a giver and receiver

House... where's my patient? This better not be because I accidentally broke your piano the other day...

-@james-wilson-oncology

No piano, no patient. Actions have consequences, Jimmy! Shocking, I know.

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why is everyone shipping Wilson? I don't get the hype tbh

how about we all contribute to putting Wilson on a ship and sending him away. It would make my life a lot easier.

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*infects you with the gay*

Between the chromosomes I had to swap and the bi panic you keep fuelling, I’m basically immune. Try harder next time

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you literally could've asked me instead of terrorizing the Australian! Don't you have any respect for anyone these days?? Also the answer is still no @head-of-0ncology

Tell House that I need my wallet back, and that I will NOT be taking a picture of Cuddy's chest for its return. I value keeping my job.

@head-of-0ncology

Excuse me?? fucking hell

I can try, but its not like i can tame him like a snake charmer or something..

Ill try. no promises.

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House... where's my patient? This better not be because I accidentally broke your piano the other day...

-@james-wilson-oncology

No piano, no patient. Actions have consequences, Jimmy! Shocking, I know.

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OOC: was inspired by BOTH @james-wilson-oncology and @dr-chase69420 🫦

Is my house blog mostly in character or are there things I have to work on?

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Catch the gay? I’m still busy catching up on the gender they forgot to assign me the first time.

how do you un come out. asking for a friend, of course.

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(i really need to figure out how to delete posts)

I am honestly not sure myself. I guess you slowly realize your gay, have sexual tension with your best friend one too many times-

Oh then the whole hospital thinks you are gay and you get trapped in a mock proposal which is now a real engagement-

Continues to ramble

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good lord. is everyone in this damn hospital gay?

how do you un come out. asking for a friend, of course.

@dr-chase69420

(i really need to figure out how to delete posts)

I am honestly not sure myself. I guess you slowly realize your gay, have sexual tension with your best friend one too many times-

Oh then the whole hospital thinks you are gay and you get trapped in a mock proposal which is now a real engagement-

Continues to ramble

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no yeah totally, chase, Cameron and foreman are the only guys on houses team currently 😭

OOC: thought I should let folks know that I wont be responding to asks from other rp blogs until after I have seen an interaction between House and them (this means thirteen, kutner, and Taub) and considering I'm on s3, it may take a while. I will respond though, just not immediately after getting the ask :)

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OOC: thought I should let folks know that I wont be responding to asks from other rp blogs until after I have seen an interaction between House and them (this means thirteen, kutner, and Taub) and considering I'm on s3, it may take a while. I will respond though, just not immediately after getting the ask :)

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hi I think you're very attractive and I would like you to hit me with your cane

not the legs though POTS flare up is already kicking my ass :((

but yeah if I was playing smash or pass and it was "how abt dr. house!" SMASHHHHH I could ride that thang until your thigh muscle grows back

should this be on anon? 😄

I don’t know if I should be concerned or interested.

Depends on my mood, I might beat you senseless, or make you regret the alternative. Also, please explain the fascinating regenerative properties of your sex life. For science. However I’m not a very kinky person

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Penar exploded, Is it lupus?

Your penis exploded? Wow. And here I thought my day was going to be boring.

Is it lupus? No. Lupus doesn’t usually blow up your junk, that’s more of a bad life choices thing. Or an untreated STD. Or you did something stupid with a vacuum.

Go to the doctor, but not me. I've already had to look at one too many botched circumcisions.

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thoughts on treating lupus with mouse bites?

Normally lupus is treated by either Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs), Antimalarial drugs, Corticosteroids, Immunosuppressants, or Biologics.

I suppose you could try mouse bites, and label it as that "alternative medicine" crap, but I would advise against it.

OOC: DO NOT TAKE THIS AS MEDICAL ADVICE, I AM A TEENAGE BOY WHO IS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL AND GOT THE INFORMATION FROM THE MAYO CLINIC WEBSITE