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Makeup Chair pictures from Season 17, shared by the hair and makeup artists on Sunny :)

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another deleted interaction, yes ofc they cut deetress again

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bald charlie as a result of the nair implies that he shampoos his beard which is a level of cleanliness heretofore unthinkable.

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hey is this canon

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new favorite tweet

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#tag yourself, which dennis reynolds mood are you?

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"...m'course I love you, dude."

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episodes that should happen on it's always sunny

"the gang goes to jail"- the gang gets arrested for public intoxication; frank isn't able post bail due to a technical glitch; while they sit emotions rise and they contemplate the consequences of their actions; lessons are learned and quickly forgotten.

"mac's mom gets married"- mrs. mac and ms. kelly get married; mac tries to stop it because he thinks ms. kelly is a gold digger & enlists frank; charlie and dee get really into wedding planning; dennis undergoes an strenuous beauty routine to prepare for the wedding pictures.

"dee bangs the waitress"- dee and the waitress get drunk and have sex; mac gets upset because he now thinks he's not the only gay in the gang; frank thinks he deserves a dance to explain her sexuality; charlie and dennis have existential crises.

"dennis and dee turn fifty"- dennis and dee turn fifty; mac and charlie conspire to throw them (read- dennis) a surprise party; dennis conspires to sabotage the party because he doesn't want people to know his age.

"the gang relives high school"- the gang collectively trips balls on acid and hallucinates they're back in high school thirty years earlier; the waitress, the ponderosas, and rickety cricket are all featured. [everyone is played by their older selves in wigs, braces, and nineties fashions]

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When the character makes selfish decisions fully knowing it's the wrong choice. and then it causes them and everyone else pain and disaster and ruins everything 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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obsessed with the fact that dennis dressed him up like his little monthly dinners ken doll. that’s his idea of the ‘best version’ of mac. audience took one look at his bicep worshiping elderly gay vampire ass and said oh i’m sure

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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'proship' as in "I'm too fucking old to be engaging in yucking anyone else's yum and it's not my business what the fuck you do with your time or produce as a creative output. if it's not to my taste, I'm closing the tab. Life is finite and the minutes are ticking closer to death. There are far worse things out there than a fictional relationship breaking cultural norms & taboos."

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can you really blame Charlie for being confused

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Charlie Day playing Charlie Kelly is the only dude who can pull off looking absolutely grotty, I'm talking sewer leisure swimming, smegma'd up to his chin, stinking like rotting fish with a rat chewing on his sock bc they think it has the same consistency and fragrance as cheese and still look fucking gorgeous. What the fuck man.

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Watching iasip like:

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NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED