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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

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LMAO

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‘Great Hits - Get Down with the Beat’ PlayStation

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there was nothing so disappointing today

as discovering that the sort of people who jump up to defend the church of satan on twitter are the same people that say "you can totally be racist against white people!" and "calling somone a bitch isnt misogynist, just like calling someone a bastard doesnt mean they're illegitimate"

... ..like, guys, you are *not* beating the "edgy privileged white teenagers" allegations there

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Is this ham processed?

Reciting the Prophecy

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Pokemon Tree Toppers made by MBKraftStudio

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yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

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there’s this tweet that was like “y’all fought for marriage equality just to be in open relationships” and i know it’s kinda a joke or whatever but it makes me so sick. young queers are so busy respectability politicking and hating open relationships and polyamory that they’re willing to minimize the real reasons for the marriage equality fight. Like hello??? Think about all the husbands during the aids crisis who couldn’t see their man because the family took over as next of kin or bury him because he had no legal rights as his partner? Think about all the partners who can’t share health benefits, or adopt or file taxes together. Who cares if they fuck other people on the weekend. Legal protections matter despite whatever your feelings on marriage as an institution or the sanctity of monogamy. it still matters. I hateee seeing young people joke about and take for granted things our elders needed.

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boob sweat? that would be a moist crevice during a titty fuck

On the topic of viscerally unpleasant sex scenes in books, I have never, for a day in my life, stopped thinking about the time Anne Rice used the phrase “moist crevice” in a sex scene. And whatever you think “moist crevice” is describing, no it isn’t.

s.surely there are only like two, maybe three holes that you could describe that way??? what the fuck was she talking about

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Beth: You make me angry so quickly, it’s almost remarkable.

Jamie: I literally have only said six words to you so far.

Beth: Yet here I am, boiling with hatred.

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Colby & Teeter - Yellowstone

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Shel Silverstein for Playboy, 1965

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unironically the greatest thing Shel Silverstein ever wrote. And played harmonica on