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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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getting better at art means learning how to draw wrinkles without aging the character by like 30 years
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languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.
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Instead of working on an extremely important scholarship project, I spent the majority of last week needle felting a life-sized American Woodcock.
His name is Tim. Tim B. Doodle!
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
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we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso
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do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser
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