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When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually
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btw i've made an indigenous artists directory! anyone who identifies as indigenous (from anywhere in the world) can apply :)
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If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.
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Museums not giving stolen artifacts and bodies back is bonkers. Like what if someone from China went into Arlington cemetery and dug up JFK’s dead body and took him and his eternal flame back to China and refused to give him back like that would be pretty messed up and kind of weird right like put John back that’s not where he goes but that’s basically what the British museum does every day
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killed penn but then teller climbed on his back and resurrected him how the fuck do you deal with that. theyre teleporting and shooting light beams
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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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U see that? @ all other doctors on this show. Margwatch IN ACTION! Left wrist face in. Nobody does it like her.
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sometimes it’s important to like a female character for her potential when not in the hands of a misogynistic writer and at the same time hate a guy just for being blonde
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The pleasing and delightsome animal "dog" is a sort of bespoke pseudowolf engineered to hang out with you
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