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Jadzia: I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people my entire life, Dr. Beverly Crusher and someone in a dark club who I mistook for Dr. Beverly Crusher.
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Garak: Date a woman who forgives your past. Miles: Marry a woman who forgives your manslaughter charge. Garak: Seduce a woman who was your accomplice on that manslaughter charge. Miles: Excuse me?!
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Kira: Free me!! Benjamin: From what? Kira: I don’t know. Everything.
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Ezri: I think I must have ADHD or something. Kira: Why do you say that? Ezri: I.. don't remember.
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Quark: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Odo: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Dukat: Today is a new day. Full of potential to squander.
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most dysfunctional therapist/patient relationship everrr
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Garak: I want the rewards of being loved. Without the mortifying ordeal of being known. Only love.
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Jadzia: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Ezri: So we fight? Dukat: Until we can’t fight anymore.
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Julian: In case you were wondering Jadzia I am by definition the best version of myself. Definitely not a doppelgänger. Nope.
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Worf: Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control, I will be late.
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Jadzia: Hashtag Jadzia Time.
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Benjamin: Have you tried hissing while flirting? It works for me
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Ezri: Don’t let fear keep you from enjoying life Worf. That’s depression’s job.
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Garak: I consider you a man ( insult )
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