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Benjamin: If you die at work does all your unused vacation time spill out like pi帽ata candy?
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Worf: Counterpoint - humans are terrible. Benjamin: I have to admit that鈥檚 a solid rebuttal.
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Jadzia: For heck鈥檚 sake, Worf. Shut up so a woman can plan a body snatching.
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Worf: When I smile at people they should smile back. I'm not smiling for my benefit. I'm doing it for them.
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Garak: I don't know who Vic Fontaine is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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quodo fake marriage would be hysterical bc youd have a whole spectrum of reactions ranging from people like kira (knows it's fake, unamused) to jadzia (knows it's fake, VERY amused, tries to stir up even more shit by hinting at all the gifts quark would get at a baby shower) to sisko (already bought the toaster oven on quark's registry)
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Tumblr's top 10 most strongly disliked Star Trek characters
10. Kai Winn Adami

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 38.6%
9. Jev
With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 39%
8. Commander Bruce Maddox

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 41.2%
7. Gul Dukat

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 41.3%
6. Doctor Mora Pol

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 41.9%
5. "Luther" Sloan

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 46.8%
4. Armus

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 48.7%
3. Khan Noonien Singh (AOS)

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 51.3%
2. Richard Bashir

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 59.3%
1. "Anjohl Tennan"

With a "Strongly Dislike" percentage of 63.1%
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These are based on only the "Strongly Dislike" percentage. Summing the Strongly Dislike and Dislike columns of my spreadsheet naturally gives different results. It is likely that these results will change, but I will keep the post up to date.
Most Strongly Liked List
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Kira: I hope I鈥檓 more than just a friend. I hope I鈥檓 your gateway to Bajoran Trip hop music.
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Garak: You've been doing a lot of shrooms lately. I'm starting to think I'm a bad influence on you.
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Miles: I鈥檓 so happy right now. For a brief moment you鈥檝e distracted me from the horrors
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Quark: This is the most recent satellite picture of my butt.
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Garak: Arguments are just disagreements over categories.
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Odo: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you鈥檙e anxious.
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Odo: Why don't they ever make movies about what happens after they kiss? Miles: They do. It's called porn.
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Quark: Consider yourself bartender'd!
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