ducklingdontknow

[ducklingdontknow]

it’s an asthetic, anon

you've been on fire for far too long. get in the water, i'm putting you out

NEVER

FUCK YOU I'LL BE ON FIRE FOREVER

[ducklingdontknow]

WHAT

the amount of times- that’s just a me thing? Am i like magneticly attracted to people fucking inside schools?????? HOW

it's only occurred to me now that it's not a regular experience to catch people fucking in school bathrooms/locker rooms

[ducklingdontknow]

ITS NOT?!?!

it's only occurred to me now that it's not a regular experience to catch people fucking in school bathrooms/locker rooms

[ducklingdontknow]

YOU PUT A NAME TO MY CONSTANT STATE OF BEING

Consider: wendigocore

-dark brown clothing

-vultureculture

-forgetting to eat

-long dark hair

-constantly cold

-native american myths

-studies cryptids

-loves mysteries

-won’t hesitate to bite you

-frequently says disturbing things

-has researched the effects of cannibalism

-liable to disappear into the forest    

[ducklingdontknow]

burgception 

The last thing you'd want in your fucking Burger is someone else's fucking Burger

Motherfuckers put someone else's burger inside my burger order

my burger was cold and that made me sad on top of the fact that it was my burger with someone else's burger inside of it

...Rose what does this mean?

[ducklingdontknow]

I think you meant to say “succubus”, demons r supposed to be evil or smth

You summon a demon but it comes out wearing cat ears and one of those belt tails from Walmart and it says "UwU nya"

[ducklingdontknow]

i think these bots are trying to seduce me. Might be wrong tho

i just have a sneaking suspision 

Im currently having a convo with two bots at the same time and both are using the same shcitk 

[ducklingdontknow]

omgosh the bots are gonna “hop on their trusty camms, do i want to cum watch”

I’ll have to post screenshots of this in a bit

Im currently having a convo with two bots at the same time and both are using the same shcitk 

[ducklingdontknow]

this is actually pretty funny but my anxiety is still telling me that I’m being mean to real people

Im currently having a convo with two bots at the same time and both are using the same shcitk 

[ducklingdontknow]

Im currently having a convo with two bots at the same time and both are using the same shcitk 

[ducklingdontknow]

My urge to have cute things in my house is constantly conflicting with my urge to appear as a mature, functioning adult 

[ducklingdontknow]

Puki please we’ve been through enough don’t remake the 1518 dancing plauge.

I have disco cabin fever this rules

[ducklingdontknow]

if humans had the sniffer of a dog we would simultaneously be Too Powerful and Probably Dead by now due to over stimulation making us go insane

Watching my roommates dog sniff thinking about how supersenory it would be if my sniffer was as good as her's.

Thinking about how scent has such strong emotional and memory attachment. Creator definitely had to slash our scent stats so we could stay in this present reality.

[ducklingdontknow]

U did a very good job, have a stickie

all i want rn is just for somebody to give me a sticker and say i did a good job

[ducklingdontknow]

IM SORRY BUT WHY DO I KINDA GET THE SAME VIBE FROM THESE TWO

Male mannequins by Pierre Imans, made by the sculptor Clovis Trouille, circa 1930-1940, Paris. More to see: godsandfoolishgrandeur

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[ducklingdontknow]

the only two qualifications you need to know more than me

Two reasons to listen to me:

1. I'm right

2. I can do a backflip