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i have my phone's keyboard set to the dream version of you and the evil dream version of you kissing

That nice, sweetie.

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redraw of that one p1p4 art i mentioned before lol (suggestive)

unfinished crap below

i see the vision but i gave up

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im using my rlly awesome powers to make p3 pet p2 woahh im using my powers!!!!!!!1!1

woah!! ur so powerful anon... how did u do that!!!!

bonus:

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bottom 5 dudecest ships?

average ragebait ask

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top 5 p2 x p3 moments (gone wrong) (gone sexual??)

oh this is fun

1. one time when p3 tried to hv rough sex, p2 fainted (seizure) and p3 was in a freeze state like wtf was he gonna do!!! it was his first time ever giving a seizure to p2!!! p3 cried for minutes while trying to gain p2's consciousness back (p2 then explains l8r that it was not that serious, what to do when he gets a seizure yadda yadda. yes im giving that bitch epilepsy)

2. i think this is like very common for backdoor intercourse lol. getting painted on (mostly p2 bc fuckass p3 doesnt know how to prep himself properly. thankfully its not every damn time but its always when p3 bottoms😒DO FUCKING BETTER!!!!)

3. p2 cooking a romantic dinner for p3 but he almost burns down his own trailer. dinner ended up all shriveled up and tasted like COAL but thats ok they ordered pizza n still fucked nasty afterwards. yay❤️

4. p3 getting too excited when p2 agrees to hv sex and he pisses himself a lil or he feels like hes gonna puke . grown ass man

5. p2 n p3 went for a cute little picnic. plot twist: they were dudeing it freaky style

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honorable mention 2 top 5 doodoos: p3 naked no clothes bubble butt 😂

ONE MORE COMMENT ABOUT P3 BUBBLE BUTT & IM GOING TO NUKE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BITCH!!!!!!!!

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why doesn’t. the big postal dude eat the little postal dude./c

ooohhhhhh he eats him alright. uhuh. yea.

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hear me out. movie dude. x p3 dude.

cool we can finally see zack ward & nathan fillion making out

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Top 5 doodoods

1. P3 doodoo

2. P2 doodoo

3. Other doodoo

4. Brain Damaged doodoo

5. P1 doodoo

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i read it. im going to kill mysrlf

WHEN IS IT GONNA BE TUESDAY I NEED MY FIXXXXXXXX

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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omg.... i just finished playing paradise lost... the way p3 was talking to p2 the whole time oh my god X))))) i need to see p2 and p3 flirting or kissing or something

this is a pretty old drawing. whispering sweet nothins

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if Other Dude wont b in the dlc im gonna fucking throw a fit im SERIOUS

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WHEN IS IT GONNA BE TUESDAY I NEED MY FIXXXXXXXX

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would you consider ever drawing p1xp2 for me and my boyfrend we are starving for content...

(not an art request, just a question)

yep, i will draw p1p2 eventually

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P4 and p1 selfshipper here, LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW BOTH OF THEM 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 love love love p4's kitty ears and p1's hairrrr :D

thank u!! i will forever draw him with kitty ears bc i Can and its My Drawing.....

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whats this fic people keep asking about i haven’t seen it anywhere

Stray Dudes on ao3. its still ongoing and updates every Tuesday :) i think this is like the first fic that has universe warping kinda trope going on with the dudes but maybe thats just me. i havent read anything like this before in this fandom particularly so i find it intriguing. author is @vandalblood !