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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

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Hold on now... she may be spittin facts

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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Lewis interviews with Will Buxton at the 2019 Singapore Grand Prix

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maybe i am too old for tiktok

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What she says: im fine

What she means: the average age of conception over the past 250k years is apparently 26.9. Let's round it down to 25. Think of your birth mother. Hold her hand. Imagine her holding hands with her mother. Within 4 people, you're back in time 100 years, and it's an intimate family dinner. Just after WWI. Add another 16 people, a small party of 20, and you're in the 1500s. Double it, twice, and you're at 80 people. Your family would fill a restaurant, and you're at the height of the Roman empire. At 100 people, Confucius is alive but Socrates has not yet been born. 100 people. That's a medium sized wedding. A small lecture theatre or concert. 200 people, probably the biggest party i could ever hope to host, takes you back 5000 years. The guests at your soirée of parents would be contemporaries of the Egyptian and Indus Valley civilisations, although you'd probably be too busy fixing drinks and nibbles to talk to all of them. Just imagine it. 200 of you. That's all it takes to get back 5,000 years. And we could go further. 1000 people, a decent sized concert, a large high school, and we're at the end of the last ice age. Your ancestors are comparing their pink floyd vinyl with music played on instruments carved from wood or bones of long vanished species. Wander through the crowd. See your own features and phrases and gestures refract out like a kaleidoscope. What would they make of you? What do you make of them? Why does it feel so unfair that even that first 100 years --that small family dinner of four--is out of your grasp? Maybe it's because questions of spatial distance have become negligible to us now. why, oh why, does time hold out against us so stubbornly

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I miss Heikki doing the pit board.

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any interesting documentaries that you recommend?

weiner - documentary about disgraced american politician anthony weiner. you watch a marriage break down in real time-- and a scandal happen with cameras rolling

too funny to fail - movie following creation of flop tv show that somehow had a cast of future all-stars, from steve carrell to stephen colbert to louis c.k.

the last dance - compelling docuseries about 90s chicago bulls

when the levees broke - fantastic spike lee documentary about hurricane katrina and the human toll afterwards

dumb: the story of big brother magazine - documentary about the skating magazine that directly led to the creation of the jackass series

red army - documentary about the red army hockey team and the rise of russian players in the nhl

1 - good documentary following f1's safety struggles up to senna's death

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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

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Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English

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obituaries in the south are so funny, they’ll be talking about a man who spent his 72 years on this earth torturing his family and terrorizing the small town he was born into and saying shit like “he ascended to his eternal reward” “he rose to glory” like no baby he did not. “was called home” is my favorite euphemism because it fails to mention if it was God or Satan who wanted him back

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max and whatever this was. dancing/jumping lessons needed.

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.