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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
#daniel howell#phil lester#dan and phil#terrible influence tour#sister daniel#father philip#phan#phandom
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A sneak peek of what's to come...
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@squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes happy Halloween once more my love
Song: skeletons! https://soundcloud.com/domfear/skeletons
Animation by @brakken.
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Please, please, can someone just lobotomize me?
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I still have the adrenaline coursing through my veins
@dudewhoturnedoutthelights is a literal GODDESS for securing us tickets!
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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Seriously,if somebody could just...put me in a coma, that would be greatly appreciated.
#i am tired#caffeine does nothing for me#its getting harder and harder to leave my bed#i crave the sweet embrace of my grave at this point
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I need time to recharge socially but I work in retail and I must visit family tomorrow.
Pray for me.
#i need silence#i need more sleep#i need my bed#why must family exist?#why must customers exist?#im in hell#please#take me out of this misery#i am tired#i want to go home#no janice#you cant have a refund without a reciept#i dont care if it was a gift#there is nothing we can do#please stop
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DAN AND PHIL ARE HERE TO GET YOU THROUGH DECEMBER
youtube.com/danandphilgames
art by @incaseyouart
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Song: skeletons! https://soundcloud.com/domfear/skeletons
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You know, maybe there will be a day where I spell witnessed without a h the first time round.
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I'm entering my self care era...
...tell me why meditation apps lock everything behind a premium subscription? I do not wish to pay a yearly subscription for something I will most likely give up on in about a week.
#premium#why do i have to pay for better mental health#self care#what the actual hell#give me calmness#don't take my money#everything costs these days
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Get yourself a best friend who sends you baking videos -specially Dan and Phil baking videos- when you're in a weirdly... feral (?) mood, in order to ground you.
But not mine. You're not allowed my best friend. @dudewhoturnedoutthelights is MINE.
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Also, whilst I'm on the subject here, why do us women get judged for not wanting to have children? Like, if you won't medically rip out specific internal organs so I don't feel like I'm dying on a monthly basis because I choose to remain childless in this terrible economy then surely that's the better option than trying to find another, possibly far more dangerous solution?
#please tell me im not the only one#can you tell im bitter and rage filled today?#i am in pain#let me be angry#or just rip out my organs.#please.
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Anybody else wanna join me in ripping out specific internal organs?
#i hate being a woman#why must i be punished for being childless?#it feels like i have been kicked#and trampled#why must this exist#it hurt.#i hurt.
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Why does my room seem messier to me when the big light is on but when I have ambient lighting on its spotless?
#why?#to be honest i rarely turn on the big light#loads of ambient lights is a lot better than one big overbearing one#its too much#i have literally just tidied my room#yet the wrong light is on so it looks messy#what the fuck?#is it just me?
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