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Klaus: I woke up from a mild coma once and the Dr asked me who the President was and Nixon was all I could come up with. I wasn’t even alive when he was President.

Five: ??A mild co- never mind

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Okay but what if Five’s powers let him have visions of the past/future?

We know The Commission was made by him, and his powers helped make the briefcases. Is it such a stretch to say his powers helped create the infinite switchboard too??

Like imagine he can ways any point in time from anywhere, which might be too OP but would be so cool

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"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles" but it's Five and Luther. Luther is hiding behind Five, who looks comically small in comparison.

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picture this: me, frantically feeding this apparently dying fandom textposts like i’m drowning a very dead plant in water in an effort to revive it

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who do i gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?????

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I won’t let anything happen to you or Harlan. I can protect you. I just need you to trust me. I do. Lord, help me, I do.

viktor & sissy appreciation week   ━ day 7: viktor's chosen family

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We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

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FIVE HARGREEVES being #done THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — 3.01: Meet the Family (2022)

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Five when he first joined the Commission:

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Bonus:

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