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For me its the found family/fluff/enemies to lovers sasunaru fics

microdosing therapy by macrodosing fix-it/indulgent naruto fics

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Neither a Tree

Nor a Seed

Nora Seed

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Please dont judge me too hard im still learning ;-;

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Well, guess who did what the last forty five minutes instead of sleeping.

Was randomly wondering how he would look with acid green hair (he looks seggsy af ofc hehe).

(maybe ill edit and draw up a whole costume for this hair colored sasuke.)

(what do you guys think)

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I just realised that our skin is like an airtight bag.

That holds everything in.

We're all inside our personal airtight bags.

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kakashi and his touch starved ass, probably

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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NARUSASU???!!!!!?????!!!!!!!

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Men will try and turn any social app into a dating site. Even LinkedIn.

Why.

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Petition to start calling Letitia Price "Latrine"

Cause she a hoe ass bitch

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Professor Lovell you fucking bitch

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Slutsuke 😭😭💀🙏🤚

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I love the internet

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

Want more writerly content? Follow maxkirin.tumblr.com!

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Guys, the OTP name for Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi could be Kakaka.

Guys, can we pls make this their official name

Pls

Ill give yall my kidney

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Reblogging to keep this on my page. Cause this is so them

“Pain reminds you the joy you felt was real.”

Blade Runner 2049 x Pantheon

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Ykw feels awesome?

Achieving a milestone in your life.

Even if it is just a Tumblr milestone.

And even if the milestone simply proves my screen addiction.