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Witchy Starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I need a new familiar.”

“It’s a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?”

“My broom needs to be taken to the mechanic again.”

“If ___ only knew the kinds of things I could do to him/her/them…”

“I’m only a witch, not a miracle worker.”

“Halloween is my aesthetic.”

“Where can a witch find some decent beetle eyes around here?”

“Please don’t tell me that you just sat on my wand.”

“Do you think this is Harry Potter or something?”

“You can’t just say a bunch of words that sound like Latin and expect to make magic.”

“What? No magic here. Just gals being pals.”

“Of course I’m a witch. I just don’t have green skin or face warts.” / “I really wish I looked like a cartoon witch. That would be awesome.”

“Stop putting your potion ingredients in the fridge!”

“Magic is a sophisticated craft. You can’t just say ‘pizza-us apparatus’.”

“I can’t believe that this spell is too advanced for me.”

“The only family I would marry into is the Addams family.”

“I can pass as a goth.”

“Look, I’m sorry I turned you into a toad.” / “If I had it my way, you’d still be eating flies.”

“What are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?”

“Be nice to my familiar. Our souls are literally bonded.”

“How dare you accuse me of trying to sneak a potion into your food?!”

“We have to ask ourselves: what are magic’s limitations? Like, can it unburn my chicken nuggets?”

“Why would I clean when the dishes can do themselves?”

“Some people just don’t appreciate magic the way that they should.”

“I told you not to summon demons in the house!”

“I may be a witch, but at least I’m not a bitch.”

“Just because I do magic and find girls cute, I ‘dance with the devil’? No way! He owes me money, I’d never dance with him.”

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wolfsplit replied to your post: wolfsplit replied to your post: ...

Saaame. I honestly, I’ve been roleplying on Discord. -slaps tumblr; YOU’RE FLAGGED tumblr, for being a sack of yankee dankee doodle shite.

oof i tried rping on discord but. i keep forgetting to reply to stuff cause i get distracted way to easily.

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stcrmbreakr‌:

turning on heels to FACE the one who had o f f e n d e d, he raised a brow, clearly N O T amused by the green-clad god, arms remaining crossed against his chest, emerald eyes narrowing.

              ‘ rude. just for that, i am not going to t e l l you.                     instead, you can ponder over that for a bit. ‘

His own emerald eyes mimic the strangers narrowed pair in a challenge. Studying the boy Loki assess the magic rolling off him in waves. Old and new, strong, mixed together with the stench of his brothers own elemental mag--sneer flashing across his face for only a moment a deep sigh is given.

               “You have got to be joking.” Of course this has something to do with his brother and his affinity to pull off bullheaded feats.

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wolfsplit replied to your post: HOW IS THIS IN VIOLATION OF THE NEW RULES????

:/ Tumblr has determined that a naked Hulk arm is just too much adult content for this world! It must be stopped.

tumblr is a disgrace. if it werent for my friends here and the fact that there’s no other website to rp on i would have left

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HOW IS THIS IN VIOLATION OF THE NEW RULES????

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You lack conviction. 

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my type of activity is coming on, posting 100 things, then leaving for two weeks just to rinse wash and repeat

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wasdiamond‌:

❛ Blue and Yellow would never allow that, especially not now. I begged for this colony for so long, they’re not going to let me just abandon this that easily. ❜

              “Your choices are clear then. You may either finish what you have started knowing that it will lock you into this position for as long as you live. Or beg to be let out with the fear of being treated like a child again.” Pausing emerald eyes glance to the side in thought before a coy smile graces his lips.

               “However--a third option, my personal favorite, is available. Create a situation that gets you out of creating this colony while leaving someone else to blame.”

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funniest thing I’ve seen today

Credit to the owner

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@astrapure​:

               “ - You sit just sitting up like that ? Even for asgardians, that’s a bit odd”

              “One must always stay vigilant. Even while resting--you never know who could be walking about.”

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oof ive been away for too long again

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i just got back from seeing into the pider verse and its taking allof my control to not make a pen.i parker blog

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Loki when he sees the Avengers again:

Why does it always take an apocalyptic event for all of you to work together?!