dylan-the-rodent
dylan-the-rodent
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22 | he/him | gothamite (help me) | gcpd fuck off | (@revs-batverse)
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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little status update bc I haven't posted here for a while. tbh I have no idea how to even summarize this but. anyway.
Basically. I got riddler'd. Through sheer bad luck (and. ok. manly horrible life decisions bc I have very little impulse control) I got his attention, ?somehow?, and so now he's making me test puzzles. Since, apparently, my solutions are "Not technically incorrect, but so moronic that I didn't think of the possibility of anyone trying that shit" (actual quote).
Am I getting paid? No. Is he treating me like some kind of vermin? Yes. Should I call the cops? Probably.
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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Get your toes out that picture
yea u right i really should put a paywall on those
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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video call with whoever this guy is
(he wants me to do a maze or something)
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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turns out my choices have consequences.
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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oooookay so. I have this hobby of exploring abandoned buildings (there's some cool stuff you can scavenge in them a lot. no need to waste money on new shit.) and as you've seen that led to me kinda stumbling into a riddler puzzle room, because of course that would happen to me.
weeeellllllllllllll. Solving it was kind of. fun. so. I've been. looking for more. IHaveNoIdeaOkay.
Yes, I will be talking to my therapist about this.
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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I HAVE SURVIVED.
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I. seem to have stumbled into a death trap. uh mr riddler sir why did you feel the need to set this up in a random abandoned building?
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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I. seem to have stumbled into a death trap. uh mr riddler sir why did you feel the need to set this up in a random abandoned building?
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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Gothamite Memes (Part Seven)
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Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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ok but why has scarecrow's cowboy ass given me gender envy
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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Saw Harvey Dent order two twice baked potatoes, a couple double cheeseburgers, and two scoops of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream at 2:22 this morning. Kinda weird, but I gotta respect commitment to the bit
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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part-timing at mcdonalds in gotham is. a Thing. that's Very Fun.
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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Gothamites are like ten New Yorkers in a trench coat
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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the store I work at just got robbed again, which isn't really unusual, but this time there was a co literally right outside the store, eating his lunch, MAKING EYE CONTACT with the guy running off with a basket full of stuff. man did not move lol.
obviously I got yelled at by my manager.
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dylan-the-rodent · 2 years ago
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Someone draw Bruce wayne wearing this
@jube-art @oifaaa
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