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sorry about my inactivity, some fucker stole my phone during the weekend & i didn’t get my replacement until now, hope they enjoy my search history & pictures of my dogs 

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him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

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                           it’s not MURDER, it’s art, you pleb

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i will forever be trash about hannah & beth protecting the hell out of jo whenever someone misgendered or teased her when they were kids. once in middle school they wouldn’t be above punching anyone who as much looked at their older sister the wrong way & while jo’s touched she can’t get over the fact that they really don’t know how to throw a decent punch.

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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

me: lemme show you a trick or two

middle schoolers: *hand me a board*

me: this one's called stealing

me: *runs away with it*

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IF YOU END UP SHIPPING WITH ME, I WILL-

✔ Ruin you :’) ✔ Spam you with random ic asks (that you never have to actually answer so dw) ✔ Always send you memes (again you don’t have to answer every one of them!) ✔ Spaz at you incoherently ✔ Throw headcanons and scenarios at you at random times ✔ Probably ask for a bunch of AUs ✔ Always be open for more threads ✔ Cry with you whenever anything happens with our muses.

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This was @herunswithwolves idea, so it’s her fault! XD

Until Dawn Crack 8/?

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                                        Let’s SPLIT up, GANG!

                                                 written by kars

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does closet cosplay of beth washington with slashed throat prosthetic still on, suddenly regrets life choices & cries for ages 

under the cut are pictures of how it came out & a close up of the prosthetic

*disclaimer: despite being fx blood & a crap load of food dye this will still be tagged as blood cw/tw & body horror cw/tw

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american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

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Hayden Panettiere as Juliette Barnes on Nashville, Season 4; 4.06 “Please Help Me, I’m Fallin’”

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you: let it go & move on

me, with my fingers tightly curled around a subject, nails buried deep in it: I Have

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Pretending to be okay is kinda my thing

An art I’ve mastered (via xkillshot)