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did i just get a chance to choreograph Firebringer this summer at a professional theater in my town ? yes. am i of course going to do it ? HELL YEAH

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also ive been doing this

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animal crossing is stressful

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Like yes Wiley is frightening but genuinely all the time he’s on stage I’m just feeling this

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hi wecome this is now an angela stan account no further questions

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Oh, it’s

L I E R,

Babe

We get it Ethan,

You’re a

Good Speller

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hi hey yeah im on my way to new york right now and i’ll be there for 6 days so i wont be getting on tumblr for a week love you guys

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If you still want requests, can you do hoh!Ethan teaching Banana some ASL please?

OF COURSE I CAN!!!

ASL lessons (the punk way)

It was the first time Lex had left Ethan alone with her younger sister and Ethan realized the kid had a pretty big issue.

She didn’t know sign language.

“You’re telling me,” Ethan said. “You go nonverbal sometimes. Your sister is dating a deaf kid. And she didn’t teach you any sign language?”

The eight year old nodded. “Sorry.”

“Nah, dont be sorry. I’m gonna teach you,” they declared, turning to face her. “First thing’s first, your name. Can you spell it?”

“H-A-N-N-A-H,” Hannah said proudly.

“Great, so H is this,” Ethan demonstrated. “Now A, now N. Show me.”

“Hanneh,” Hannah sighed.

“Almost.” They fixed her hand.

“Hannah.”

“That’s perfect, Banana!”

Throughout the afternoon, Ethan taught Hannah basic ASL. By the time Lex got home, Hannah could sign “Lex”, “Ethan”, “Hannah”, “food”, “water”, “bathroom”, “deaf”, and a few other words she might need.

“Hey, babe,” Lex kissed Ethan’s forehead. “How was she?”

“Great. Taught her some sign language,” they replied.

“Can Ethan babysit me again tomorrow?” Hannah asked.

When Ethan nodded, Lex agreed. “Sure, Banana. Good day?”

“Good day. I like Ethan.”

Lex smiled at her boyfriend. “Yeah, I like him too.”

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Hot Take: Lex doesnt think Ethan died but abandoned her at the first sign of trouble and got out of the mall.

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it’s real nice!

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submit stuff to my ask box like suggestions, compliments, black friday theories

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ethan green: exists

the starkid fandom:

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what the fuck is happening are me and Robert Manion mUTUALS AT THIS POINT

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I like to believe that Ethan genuinely believed in his hat, that someone really really special gave it to him and he always carried it with him but cared enough about Hannah to lend it to her and then as soon as he didnt have it to protect him anymore he died

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Tom: oh you killed your husband cool you want to bang?

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Main takeaways from Black Friday:

Joey should play every villain. I'm not talking about in Starkid shows. I mean every villain. The next Marvel movie? Joey Richter. The new James Bond? Oh, it's Joey Richter again. Who's that actor they cast in the next Joker reboot? Joey fucking Richter.

There is literally nothing funnier in this world than Robert Manion pretending to be Santa Claus pretending to be a high school student.

Hannah Foster is my daughter.

James Tolbert could punch me in the face and I would probably thank him.

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no cops at pride just general john macnamara authorising us to use his firearm