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if you ever feel like you're a dumbass just know that a guy once asked me if I would have an allergic reaction to his jizz if he ate too much pineapple

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if i had a portal gun i would use it to eat my own ass, end of story

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this is what i aspire to be

“How do people know that you’re gay?”

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Lil Uzi Vert is short for Little Uzbekistan Vertivert.

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yall: non binary is a broad spectrum of identities and pronouns arent gendered! you are valid!  nb girl: im non binary but i consider myself at least partially a girl, and not a man at all! so i’m a nb girl, and as a nb girl who loves girls exclusively, i’m a non binary lesbian! i also use he/him pronouns cus im still non binary/i’m butch/other pronouns dont work for me for whatever reasons/its literally my choice and none of your business yall: umm i hope you die Also pronouns are gendered after all and Also non binary actually only means you dont have a gender at all and Nb Girls/Boys don’t exist bc thats identifying with the Binary Also only the people i approve of are valid it turns out

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can we please be here for mixed race kids who feel culturally disconnected from their families? like it’s really painful and never talked about and honestly? sucks ass

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Obviously this post wasn't just referring to half-black, half-white people, but I think my point still stands either way.

I'm not saying that people are attracted to mixed people because they look completely white. I'm saying that people often find mixed people more attractive the more white traits they have, with some imaginary equilibrium in the middle that isn't white but is still "exotic." I'm also saying that considering a mixed race person more attractive than non-mixed POC because of features that express white ancestry (like lighter skin, looser curls, eye shape/color, whatever) is racist.

I'm not hating on white people finding multiracial people attractive, I'm not sure what gave you that idea. All I'm saying is that the mixed race people you see in media tend to look a certain way that doesn't represent the full spectrum of mixed race people that exist.

Prefering or expecting multiracial people to have light eye colors (ex. blue or green), looser curls/straight hair, or lighter skin is passively racist. Multiracial people come in all colors with many varieties of features. Suggesting that multiracial people are more attractive with white traits enforces Euro-centric beauty standards and causes internalized racism.

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minority culture is being labelled too political because you dont want to be friends with people who literally dont think you should have the same rights as them

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White people got all year to complain about how there's no white history month, but for some reason they always wait until February to do it

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Me: *talks about the historic racism of the American housing market, and the constant suppression of poc through gerrymandering and the aftermath of redlining*

some white guy™: haha cool have you seen Black Mirror??

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a wetzel's pretzel

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a powerful wave of Loving Girls energy washes over the earth emanating from my tender gay heart

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the six types of gay songs

the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender

the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist

the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns

the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on

the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic

neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…

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i'm in a chemistry class rn and a kid just asked if he should keep his thermometer in his jacket so it wouldn't get cold

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Does anyone else ever think about the legendary weapons from Fire Emblem: Fates coming together to form a massive Voltron robot

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The worst thing fatphobic people say is that they're "just concerned for your health." People should be allowed to live at whatever weight they feel happy and comfortable at. Mind your own damn business and stop fabricating reasons to attack people.

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has anyone done this yet