echogeckomc

[echogeckomc]

okay yeah i see where you're coming from with the hinata + oikawa hooked up in brazil but you know what else is fun? the idea that they didn't, but everyone thinks they did, and they cannot convince anyone otherwise.

kageyama: pfft. like i need you're opinion. you got one second alone with the great king and became one of his fangirls!

hinata, losing his mind: FOR THE LAST TIME-

iwaizumi: What, none of the brazilian girls were biting?

oikawa: I DID. NOT. HOOK UP. WITH HINATA.

---

three days later, Hinata gets a text from yachi that just reads: OIKAWA???!!!?!?!?

they just. cannot convince their friends that this did not happen. it haunts them. all they wanted was to play beach volleyball. they cant even figure out who started this rumour or where it came from

it calms down for a bit until the allstar match when someone makes a joke about their reunion and Ushiwaka casually goes "Oh, because of their sexual history?" and Oikawa goes absolutely rabid.

[echogeckomc]

Hinata: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Kageyama: *blushing* I—

Yamaguchi, butting into the conversation: Tsukishima is perfect, thanks for asking.

[echogeckomc]

“You don’t know you’re ace/aro, you might feel attraction later” and??? That’s true for most other orientations too. Any straight person might be attracted to someone of the same gender later on. If they don’t say “I’m straight at the moment, but I might be bi someday you never know teehee,” then I think they can deal with me saying I’m aroace.

[echogeckomc]

Kenma: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Bokuto: A doll.

Akaashi: A cinnamon roll.

Kuroo: A sweetheart.

Kenma:

Kenma: ...stop it.

[echogeckomc]

"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

[echogeckomc]

Sakusa: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Atsumu: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Sakusa: No! Four to five seconds!

Atsumu: Too late!!!

[echogeckomc]

Iwaizumi, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Oikawa, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK!

[echogeckomc]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[echogeckomc]

honestly i am so tired of people saying they're "looking for their other half" because it implies that you're not whole if you're single. so this is your reminder that you don't have to be in any kind of relationship to be happy or have a fulfilling life !!

[echogeckomc]

Kuroo & Bokuto, in the back of Tsukishima's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Akaashi: We have food at home.

Tsukishima: *pulls into the McDonald's drive thru*

Kuroo & Bokuto: YAYYYYYY!

Tsukishima: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

[echogeckomc]

for an aro person, I fantasize a lot about intimacy. but not in a romantic context like smoochy ooky pooky boo-boo...hell no.

intimacy as in being completely emotionally open to/with someone, being so comfortable with them that you just feel safe and warm. I want to have that type of closeness with someone without having to feel guilty that I won't be able to give them romantic love.

it can be something so very deep within my core, but it's just...not romantic. is that so bad?

[echogeckomc]

Kunimi's Evil Clone: *pointing at the real Kunimi* SHOOT HIM! HE'S THE CLONE

Kindaichi: *aims at the clone* the real kunimi would never pass up the opportunity to die

[echogeckomc]

Hinata: Why are your tongues purple?

Yamaguchi: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tsukishima : I had a red one.

Hinata: oh.

Hinata:

Hinata: OH.

Kageyama:

Kageyama: You drank each others slushies?

[echogeckomc]

Erwin: if you had to choose between Hanji or all the money in my pockets what would you pick?

Levi: depends, how much we talking?

Hanji: Levi?!

Erwin: 50 cents

Levi: sold

Hanji: LEVI?!

[echogeckomc]

Bokuto: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Akaashi, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Bokuto:

Bokuto: A fsh

[echogeckomc]

[echogeckomc]

Daichi: While I’m gone, Suga, you’re in charge

Suga: Yes!!!

Daichi, whispering: Ennoshita, you’re secretly in charge.

Ennoshita: Obviously