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holy shit

the website telling us if steam is down IS DOWN

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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One of my fave things about the DA games is the parallels of characterization between the protags.

The Warden and The Inquisitor both have a kind of dignity and honor about them. They're both like "I absolutely did not want to be in this position, but here I am and we'll get this done one way or another." They both force people to work together for a greater good and unite under their banner and both are reasonably competent at their jobs.

Hawke and Rook on the other hand... things are just going wrong constantly for them, they are both consistently on their 13th reason, and their main defense is a "the horrors persist but so do I" attitude. They also did not want to be in the position they're in but they're "DOING MY FUCKING BEST CUT ME SOME SLACK I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE STEPPING UP" and if one more thing goes wrong they're both going to just start biting people.

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Best guesses! ( Mighty Nein edition)

Welcome to me trying to note what I've heard and noted about m9 members since the show is coming in-

Looks at calender

Roughly 3 months!

Im going to die.

Anyways, I technically have plenty of spoilers but also simultaneously still know nothing of them so I'll keep it to what I think Ik. And a bunch of this will be guesses too. So, stuff ik and guesses. Going down the list we have:

Caleb Widogast

Ik him the most so-

Name was Bren something Emendrud

Killed his fuckin parents because cult ( I think) shenanigans and some dude named ikythong ( also showed in TLOVM)

Has some gorgeous fuckin exes named Astrid and Eadwulf ( former haunts the narrative apparently and latter just kinda fucks off according to everyone.)

Fuck the empire

Likes cats

Has a cat

Cat died?????

He himself is cat. A wet cat

Whatever tf polymorphism is

Depressed.

Trust issues™

Becomes a professor????

Has a boyfriend named hot boi. I mean purple guy. I mean essek.

Enemies to lovers with porple

Something, something, I don't deserve good shit. Idk

Will kill you if need be

Jester Lavorre

Best gurl according to everyone

Has someone named traveller ( ik that's not his name) ( Who showed up in TLOVM apparently????? I don't like him. Nuh uh.)

The personification of unpredictable.

Blueprint of chaos. Anyone that comes after her cannot match that apparently

Looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you

Has a mom who's a singer????? The one and only ruby of the sea apparently?? ( no clue what that even is. The song also in tlvom)

Whatever tusk love is.

Doodle caboodle ( Meaning: she likes to draw)

Laura taking advantage and using dnd to flirt with her husband and fall in love all over again because that's what a queen does

Very capable ( I mean, clearly she is more than she seems)

Sweet tooth?

Something, something cupcakes blueberry

Fjord Stone

Apparently the "straight man" ( sarcastic

Looks like he could kill you, probably sane and won't

Travis falling for his wife again™

Piracy

His accent is fooling no one because he is a true brit by stealing

Kinda a mess.

Mollymauk Tealeaf

Isn't here as long as he should

Aka every artists, animators, cosplayers nightmare

Was apparently planned since Percy's death??? ( if that's so, imagine Molly in VM, holy-)

Fortune telling. Idk, he has tarot cards.

Side not but cover dem tits up, bruv

Those tattoos mean something but I'm not sure what

Has scars due to his abilities????????

Nightcrawler ahh mf.

I mean, u can't make this shit up.

Is a demon-lookin guy

Was in the circus

Has swords

Piracy

Was another guy named Lucien but not really. Luci died

Than Molly came

And Molly died

Lucien came back

Lucien died

After big boss fight emotional damage from the power of friendship

King has risen from the dead

King piracy

M9 ally

Probably still fucked Caleb at some point. If not, I think he should idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Beauregard Lionett

I cannot spell her name to save my life

Butch™

Looks like she could kill u, will actually kill u

A mess when it comes to her gf ( butch™ no.2)

Daddy issues™

Fuck the empire

Overhated

Part of some tribe or clan????? ( idk)

The fuckin fish market

Yasha nydoorin

Butch™ no.2

"Orphan maker" okay. No context as to what that could possibly be

Looks like she could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll ( is also could actually kill u ???)

Backstab but not really, its not her fault

Likes flowers

Probably wants princess treatment or give princess treatment to her gf idfk

Dark mode to light mode

Big ahh sword

Angel

Caduceus Clay

I thought his name was pronounced like Cactus with a few extra steps

Tea

AKA another character of Taliesin which is an artists, cosplayers, animators nightmare, why do u hate us Taliesin-

Has a big family

Said family (member) or same species showed up in TLOVM in the background

Works in a cemetary. Or graveyard. Idk. There's a difference but idk wtf he said just pretend ik

" I hope u find someone to mourn u when ur gone" aaaaand the biggest mic drop in all 3 of the campaigns taking place in Exandria goes to-

Chill guy

Kinda scary when he's mad

Don't fuck with the nice ones jeez

Ig looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill u

Almost drowned apparently

Eepy

His hair isn't naturally pink?????????

Nott the brave

Is not the brave

Real name Veth Brenatto

Aka Bren, at some point. Wait a minute-

Not actually a green skinny gremlin

Cursed to be a green skinny gremlin???

Has a husband and kids

Was some tour guide????

Body dysmorphia sounds familiar to me....

Nott and Caleb is just Sam and Liam projecting their bromance into dnd characters and its working

Essek Thelyss

*Inhales* 🎶 Hot boiiiiiii 🎶

I curse the recaps for this stupid jingle

The c2's equivalent to Guilmore and Allura

AKA Matt's PC who gives af if he's DM-

Wasn't supposed to be relevant. Is relevant

Redemption arc ( istg if someone mentions Zuko I will throw u off a cliff)

War criminal

Inadvertently caused a war

"There's no redemption for me", M9: Nuh, uh

Guilt ridden even in C3 apparently

Knows Keyleth??????? ( and ig by extension VM?)

Overrated according to some

Can kill u. Will kill u.

Pretentious lil shit but can't socialise apparently

Anyone who's seen C2, what are ur thoughts on my deranged notes?

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with each new promo still that comes out i lose my mind a little more i will be INSUFFERABLE when november 19 rolls around

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Nott: you should ask him on a date. It’d be good for you. Caleb: it has been many years, you know? What constitutes this, hm- ‘date’? Nott: well, there’s options. What did you and Astrid and Wulf used to do? Caleb, having flashbacks to huddling for warmth and group baths after torture/murder sessions: Nott: …you know what? Picnic. Easy. You can show off your bread trick.

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HOLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHEEEEE E OH MY GODDDDDDD

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honestly death note is pretty funny if you change some stuff around, because you then get a 'friendgroup' of three barely adults with 2 overthinking weirdos who keep taking looooooong pauses after each reply and 1 normal person trying (and failing) to date her own boyfriend, and this is all happening while they are trying to solve a conspiracy theory-level absurd mass murder case. they also all hate each other in different ways.

this is like Scooby Doo but Gone Wrong. Scooby Doo if Scooby was a death god, and instead of Scooby Snacks he liked apples.

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Something something how fast the night changes

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you are the hero of ferelden. no matter your origin you watch those you love most be ripped from you. death becomes an endless cycle which seems to follow you wherever you go. the fate of the world rests on your shoulders as you know you can never return home. home is gone now. home is buried with your family, jailed with your closest ally, cradled by the ancestors, forgotten like your beloved, lost to time in the murky glass of the eluvian- dead in your arms, killed at your hand. you are the hero of ferelden and it is your destiny to die. when next the world falls apart, you do not come. this world does not deserve your pity.

you are the champion of kirkwall. you are a refugee, cold and hungry and sold into labour. your mother hates you, though she will never say it. it's your fault the ogre killed your sibling, your fault the taint took the other. but you are happy. you have everything, friends and family and status and riches. you defeat the people plaguing your glorious city, you are the people's hero. you will always know even as she came back, isabela left you to die. you are happy but you are alone. you have everything and then you are rocking back and forth begging please please please do not take my mother as well. you have nothing, but you for a single second, you had everything. you are the champion of kirkwall, and your ally has blown up the chantry. where is your home now that everything is your fault?

you are the herald of andraste. and you are so, so scared. these people do not trust you, do not like you, would feed you to the fade if they could. they do not care if you follow another religion, you are their herald. you can never return home because heroes do not have homes. they say home is the people you choose, but you didn't choose these people, did you? every step you take aches. thousands reach out to touch you, for safety. for comfort. you are a black hole close to destruction, and you cannot do this. you are the herald of andraste and you have not been yourself for so long now.

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

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I’m far from the first person to point this out, but it really is fun how often the Mighty Nein give out advice to each other that they do not believe applies to themselves.

Beau: “Fjord, you cannot keep blaming yourself when you were the victim in this circumstance.”

Caleb: “You cannot blame yourself when you are taken advantage of.”

Ultimate “it’s not their fault this happened. It IS my fault though, because I’m the worst” party

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the bad kids descendants au anyone?? Please someone out there…. ask me about the lore….

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A Bard's Lament was incredible as everyone said it was, a real heartstring tugger. that being said, i can't help but think about how it was basically set off by Percy* doing this to Scanlan

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Low effort scrimble

Anyways shout out to when I just assumed Raphael and Gortash had a Father/Son relationship

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peep peep

[jojamart mockumentary #10]

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