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AN IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ANY NEWCOMERS TO THE EDDSWORLD FANDOM

It has come to the attention of I and many others that there has been some disrespect going on between Tumblr users who like to draw ship art of the Eddsworld characters and those who do not like to see certain ships. I will not name names or point fingers, but this needs to be addressed. Making art of these ships is absolutely okay to do as long as it is not problematic! We want Tumblr to be a safe place for those who use it as their outlet for art.

To any newcomers entering the Eddsworld fandom: most of us Eddhead veterans are in our late teens or early twenties so most of us are adults. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE WRINGER AND WE KNOW THE DRILL:

The fictional characters are not the real people, so yes, it is okay to ship the fictional characters. We know the difference between the fictional characters and the real people.

DO NOT bash those who ship certain characters together. DO NOT comment on a post of ship art you don't like just to tell the artist you don't like it. They spent a lot of time making that and it is very disrespectful to the artist. They have every right to take offense to your comment. Even if you were to say "Nice art but I don't ship it" is still considered disrespectful.

If you see something you don't like either scroll past it, filter out the tags, or block the person. It's really that simple! You do not have to interact with the art or the artist.

Also, T.H.I.N.K. before you speak, please! What has been said many times before needs to be said again.

T.H.I.N.K. is an acronym that stands for:

Is it True?

Is it Helpful?

Is it Inspiring?

Is it Necessary?

Is it Kind?

If what you want to say is none of these, then please reconsider saying it.

Thank you.

And thank you @crystalwhisp for helping me write this.

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YOU TEXTIN ME, CODES LIKE MORSE! YOU SO STUPID YOU SO DUMB LIKE A HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bracket 3, Round 2

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I did it :)

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I have been thinking about the EW/SM crossover I infodumped to you about and I lowkey wanna make the cultist Matt sucked the blood of an OC

Just as like a little gag. She works at the grocery store and only survived because of the amulet (and thus is still human). After the fact she developed a CRIPPLING fear of Matt (and lowkey Streber bc he wears fake fangs all the time lol) -- Matt was tired and didn't think she'd survive, and thus doesn't recognize her

:0 I think u mentioned her after u sent this! (again, so sorry for the delay!) she seems coll, I'd live to hear more abt her :D

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OH ALSO I have a quote I wanna put in the AU at some point

Tord: *says something in Norwegian*

Jack: Is he speaking Russian?

Tord, offended and exasperated: It is Norwegian.

ACCURATE

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Ohhh mechanic Tord! That'd be perfect actually, thank you

And hehe Tord yes :) Lucky for him the cult mostly leave him be at the start, because when they first tried to send someone to the house Matt ripped the hood off and sucked the poor guy's blood. The gang do feel like they're being Watched at times though

Okay I have more things actually

I think I've decided that everyone moves in post-The Stars bc I think that has the most potential (imagine the four having the Happy Fella for a bit lol). Bing, Larry and the Rejects were there before The Stars tho

Rick gets jobs at the places Matt, Tord, and Tom work at at various different points. He bonds with Tom the most (they got drunk on shift together a couple times before Rick was inevitably fired)

Laurel and Jon are besties, and Laurel keeps trying to get Eduardo to be nicer to Jon. Similar to the Hatzgang warming up to Skid and Pump, Eduardo actually does treat Jon better as the AU goes on

Kevin hates Eduardo, is indifferent to Mark, and likes Laurel and Jon

Tom can't be Stars'd (gee I wonder why), however if the boys were to meet Eyes in person it'd be WAY later

Eduardo moved all over the place while he was growing up, i.e. my way of explaining why he has a Spanish name, a Brooklyn accent, and was in England

The boys keep getting in trouble with the law, whether it be John and Jack or Captain and Shotgun

Highkey thinking of making Jon work at the theater with Radford

Tord's Halloween costume in Tender Treats is the Red Army uniform and pickelhaube to go with Edd dressing as a zombie and Matt dressing as a vampire (again, no Red Army, just a fun reference. Paul and Pat either have different costumes or no costumes). The spike on his hat comes in handy later on, heehoo

Been weighing on it and I think Paul and Pat's associated colors will be burgundy and mustard yellow, respectively. More sold on Paul than Pat tbh. Paul wears a coat and Pat wears a blazer

Assuming everyone is in the SM style, RL Matt is the only character with an actual skintone. His face is still an actual photo (I'm imagining it similar to how Pelo depicts Susan Wojcicki in some of his animations), but there's a bag over it bc everyone thinks he's hideous

Lowkey wanna give Tomatoredd's black eye a white pupil because I think it would fit

I LOVE ALL OF THIS!! so so so sorry I didnt get to this sooner FDBSJHSNS

also TORD. TORD WHY DO U NEED THE SPIKE. TORD R U OK

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Laurel D10, fistfight with god? She deserves to be violent. As a treat

laurel woke up and chose violence today actually

(I am no longer accepting requests for this ask game!)

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sorry for disappearing on yall, I'm fine! (I appreciate the worried messages tho!) life got busy for a bit there and I had to take a couple days off social media for the sake of my sanity lol.

i have a big announcement to make soon, but in the meantime, I'm gonna clear out my inbox! i have 22 asks across two blogs lmao

seeya soon!

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Best Green Character Round 1-C

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whoops changed my artstyle again (these were test doodles but yeah)

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Round 2 Poll #8

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tricks like that don't work on tom, apparently.

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Must have accessories for the fashionable girl on the go!

lead pipe

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The pipeline from “I’m indifferent/slightly averse towards this popular ship” to “this ship shows up in every fucking unrelated fanwork and post and now I have a personal grudge against it because it’s so hard to avoid” is surprisingly short

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was this done already

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...I caved and bought it

so the edd youtooz is a thing now. not too bad all things considered! I like that they brought back the shovel too