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...... hey so with syracuse closing (which, honestly, i’m gonna miss it i’ve had so much fun here even though i wasn’t here for super long), if any of you guys wanna contact me at some point, my disc.ord ( elricvevo#2039 ) or my personal blog ( @elricvevo / @grandking ) are the best places to do so.

catch y’all later, it’s been real.

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edward elric & oikawa tooru & keith kogane

✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  strap in ‘cause this one is rough.  ’ ‘  it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds.  ’ ‘  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  ’ ‘  are you fucking out of your mind?  ’ ‘  i’m starting to think you want to die.  ’ ‘  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  ’ ‘  oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying.  ’ ‘  there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there.  ’ ‘  here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  ’ ‘  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  ’ ‘  that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think.  ’ ‘  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk.  ’ ‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’ ‘  all very effective for– for murder.  ’ ‘  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  ’ ‘  you would think that there’d be at least one witness.  ’ ‘  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye.  ’ ‘  that’s not how the forrest works.  ’ ‘  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  ’ ‘  i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  ’ ‘  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  ’ ‘  what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  ’ ‘  i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  ’ ‘  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  ’ ‘  70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’  ’ ‘  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what?  ’ ‘  oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  ’ ‘  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  ’ ‘  this is just baffling to me.  ’ ‘  i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  ’ ‘  i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place.  ’ ‘  this boogeyman is very thorough.  ’ ‘  i guess we’re lucky he got lazy.  ’ ‘  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  ’ ‘  i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  ’ ‘  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  ’ ‘  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  ’ ‘  this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  ’ ‘  i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.   ’ ‘  ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band.  ’ ‘  the wild west was the 80′s.  ’ ‘  in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks.  ’ ‘  he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy.  ’ ‘  oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach.  ’ ‘  some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter?  ’ ‘  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’  ’ ‘  no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  ’ ‘  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  ’ ‘  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  ’ ‘  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  ’ ‘  i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done.  ’ ‘  ugh, this guy’s gross.  ’ ‘  it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s.  ’ ‘  everything before the 80′s – just lawless.  ’ ‘  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  ’ ‘  i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby!  ’ ‘  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  ’ ‘  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  ’ ‘  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me.  ’ ‘  does that man have a magical penis or something?  ’ ‘  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  ’ ‘  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  ’ ‘  do you not know how love works?  ’ ‘  maybe i don’t know how love works.  ’ ‘  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  ’ ‘  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  ’ ‘  i brought some cocktail weenies.  ’ ‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life.  ’ ‘  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  ’ ‘  how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot.  ’ ‘  it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever.  ’ ‘  here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession.  ’ ‘  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  ’ ‘  why would he make this up?  ’ ‘  he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  ’ ‘  i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  ’ ‘  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  ’ ‘  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  ’ ‘  that’s a rational fear!  ’ ‘  that is not a rational fear!  ’ ‘  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  ’

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ed has seen more than what is probably his fair share of strange things in his sixteen years of life.  but seeing someone speak into a little box, his first thought going to a voice recorder even if the box looks nothing like one, is currently up there.  once she’s done speaking, he rather quickly crosses to her, and with demanding tone, asks, ‘the fuck is that?”

the girl walked, phone in front of her with the camera facing herself & recording. even if she was seemingly trapped in some strange amusement park she wasn’t about to stop making videos even if she couldn’t figure out how to post them —- YET. ‘’ hey everyone, alya here! currently blogging during the creepiest trick or treating i’ve ever been a part of. apparently some kid is dead — i plan on getting the scoop on this whole WEIRDO place so stay connected! ‘’ a sigh escaped her lips as her phone was placed back into her pocket. boy did she miss ladybug & cat noir right about now. 

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that’s it that’s the whole show

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“i wouldn't put it past them,” he responded, “but i fuckin’ hope not.  the candy’s the one good thing in this whole thing.”

‘’ wait ———- — – like you don’t think they would poison the candy . . RIGHT? ‘’ || (@edwarding )

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i’ll be online. uh. tomorrow? maybe? probably not tho lmao i’ve got work from 1pm-9:30pm and i’m probably going out with a friend after that but! we’ll see. i’ll definitely be on on sunday, though. i swear i’m not ignoring replies or anything, i’m just busy with life/work. also, if anyone wants to add me on dis.cord, my user’s elricvevo#2039 (just make sure you let me know who you are so i don’t like.... block you or smth).

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@fcrgetmenott liked for a starter!

ed can tell the woman is about as thrilled about the trick-or-treating as he is, if her lack of a ‘proper’ costume is anything to by.  which means she might not be as worried as everyone else about the murder.  “did you know him?  yuki?” he asks without preamble.

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unkncwnhearts:

          modesty recognizes the tone , and she flinches without realizing it , but is quick to MENTALLY scold herself. she has no reason to flinch away from an angry tone , she has no bad memories ASSOCIATED with i — does she? she looks down towards the ground , a frown on her lips. “ how do you plan on doing that without getting killed yourself? “ worry laces her voice , or maybe it’s fake? she can’t tell anymore. she pauses at his question , and nods , before shrugging. “ it’s alright. i’m not prone to catch a cold. ”

ed quickly sheds both cloak and coat before holding the black coat out to the girl.  it exposes his automail arm, which isn’t something he’s happy about, but he’d rather see the girl warm.  and besides, he’s still got the red cloak.  “you can borrow this,” he says gruffly, “i jus’ need it back later.  and don’t worry about me, it’s not the first time i’ve done somethin’ like this.”  inwardly he adds, and it won’t be the last either.

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“a unicorn?” ed laughs brightly, taking in the other’s outfit. “your costume’s - nice.”  he sees the finger twisting in her hair, quickly realizes it’s actually a wig.  he glances down at himself - takes in the familiar clothes - before snorting in laughter.  “myself.  i’m not wearin’ a costume.”

    “   i’m a  UNICORN  –   ”   she’ll say,  doubling over with laughter as a finger twirls her wig.  this long hair thing  ?  sabrina’s not into it,  but she’ll roll with it.  crystalline eyes will glance over,  head tiling to the side.   “   what are you supposed to be  ?   ”   |  @edwarding  ♡’d.

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hey!!!  so, smash that like button if you want an event starter from one of my three kids - ed, tooru, & ellie.  if you’d like one for a specific muse of yours / from a specific muse of mine, feel free to drop that in the comments as well!!  i likely won’t be actually posting them until tomorrow, though, as i’m getting really tired it’s only 7pm what kinda old person am i but i also don’t work tomorrow so i’ve got almost the whole day open.

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edward hadn’t ever known yuki, apparently having arrived days after he was already dead (and, oh, that thought made his stomach churn), but he knows what it’s like to lose a friend. “hey, kid,” he says, voice unusually soft, trying to offer some level of comfort.  though his next words are hard, verging angry, “i’m gonna find the bastard that did this, alright?”  he sees the shiver that wracks through her body.  “you cold?”  he himself is not in any sort of costume, instead having worn his usual outfit, complete with both his cloak and coat.

          “ yuki … “ modesty’s voice trails off , only for her to close her eyes TIGHTLY , squeezing them shut as she tries to remove the image of someone she considered her FRIEND from her brain — the way he was crucified to the castle , the blood ; she SHIVERS in her small , black witch costume. “ i-i don’t… i-i don’t want to be OUT here anymore , “ she whispers , if only to herself.

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a sharp inhale of breath, and then ed is yelling.  “WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF-PINT BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET?!”

( … ) “not to be THAT person, but are you sure you’re tall enough for this ride?”

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i’m literally so tired i can barely keep my eyes open and i do work tomorrow today, so i’ll be doing more replies later.  night all!!

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“if you figure a way out,” ed snorts in laughter, “be sure to let me know, ‘cause i’d love to leave, too.  what’ve you got that that’s so important?”

“Yes, this had been an interesting experience, but I would really like to leave now.” He paused, looking around the place with a smile on his face. “I have business to attend.”

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ed’s face holds an unusually kind smile, one typically reserved for alphonse or winry.  he’s been trying to figure out what’s up with this place - where it is, how he got there, and, more importantly, why he couldn’t leave - but it wasn’t like there was anywhere to do proper research at in the park.  he doesn’t bother with apologies, though, and instead just asks, “are you alright?”

It had been a long time since Melinda had been to an amusement park and this was a lot more dreary than she remembered. The teen had been trying for a while to figure a way out but it wasn’t working. Normally she wouldn’t mind being away from home but things around her made her anxious. She felt a tap on her shoulder and out of fear she jumped. ‘’W-what..’’