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All of my two followers to the front!

I’ve actually started to post on Ao3 babyyy!

So far I’ve only got two stories up but i love them and want everyone to see hehe.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Sleazy_bean

So far its only Stucky but i might actually branch out. (Slim chance i love my boys)

I do have another I’m editing and finishing right now (scroll down to see the shitty drabble lol)

I hope you enjoy them, im gonna go rest my fingies!

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Hey team how we feeling about another unfinished, choppy WIP?

(Don’t answer that)

“Oh wow”. Bucky’s eyes widened as he opened the door of his garage, struck by the sight in front of him.

The man in front of the door was a petite omega man, with light blond hair, round blue eyes framed by long lashes. His face burned at Bucky’s mutter, looking down at what he had in his hands.

“Uh hi,” he cleared his throat. “My name’s Steve, my ma and I just opened a bakery across the street.” He raised what turned out to be a plate of brownies, “ she sent me around to send something sweet to our neighboring businesses.”

Bucky was finally able to take his eyes off of the omega, turning his sharp blue eyes towards the plate.

He smirked, “well if these are half as sweet as you smell, I’ll be sure to become a regular” leaning against the door frame and holding his hand out for the food.

Steve’s face burned brighter and quickly handed over the fresh baked goods. “Of course thank you bye!” He stammered out as quick as he could and turned towards his bakery across the street.

Bucky watched as the omega managed to safely cross the road and duck into his own shop. He smirked again and before he turned around one of his friends and employee caught up to him.

“Woah, what’s up with the brownies?” Timothy, or better known Dum dum, looked over his shoulder at the treats. “You getting food without us Barnes? I thought I could trust you.” He grasped his shirt dramatically.

Bucky rolled his eyes, “ it’s from across the street, new bakery opened up”. He pointed behind his shoulder at the shop.

“Prettiest omega I’ve seen came over to hand us some freebies.” He handed off the brownies so Dum dum could take them back for everyone else to have.

“Pretty you say?” Dum dum twirled his mustache, playing as if he was a detective set on his next clue. “ well shoot Barnes, you’ll let me know when the wedding is won’t you? You never talk omegas being pretty.” He spoke excitedly slapped the brunet on the shoulder as they walked together to the break room.

Bucky shrugged him off, “ there ain’t gonna be a wedding dum dum, s’just something I noticed and that’s it.”

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Steve’s heart was pounding as the door closed behind him, his face still hadn’t cooled down from the man across the street.

With a small look behind his back at that alphas garage he made his way to the back of the shop where his mother should be.

“Oh sweetheart, you’re back!” His mother, Sarah looked up from her baking sheet, her apron covered in flour. “ how’d it go hun, you’re red as a cherry.” She set what she was working on down and walked over to her son.

She placed her hand on Steve’s cheek, ignoring the flour on her hands in favor of checking on her precious son.

“It’s nothing ma, s’jsut the garage across the way.” He held his mother’s cooling hands to his face.” Sarah immediately perked up, her eyebrow twitching up.

“What about it? Do I need to speak with them?” She was officially irked, ready to roll up her sleeves and gladly send a can of whoop ass to anyone who dare upset her darling boy in any capacity.

Steve knew what she’d meant by that and quickly shut it down. “Ma! Nothing like that, the man who answered was an alpha, and he may or may not have called me sweet.” Well smelling but he wasn’t going to tell his mother that. He could feel himself blushing again

Sarah’s demeanor completely flipped, if Steve hadn’t come in, in a fit of rage then he was ok with the alphas advancement. “Oh?” She hummed trying to be nonchalant at the conversation.

“Uhn uh, none of that mom, it was nothing, he was nice and he took the brownies.” He crossed his arms, “So I have nothing to tell, don’t you have something baking right now?” He playfully bumped past his mother back to check on the baked goods.

“Okay dear, if that’s what you say but it does look like someone’s coming our way.” Her words made Steve jump and look to the front only for it to be the other employee Sarah hired for help.

Steve tried not to show his disappointment, sucking his teeth and side eyeing his giggling mother. The bell above the door jingled as Darcy came in.

Darcy and Steve had met their freshman year of college and got along like a house on fire. When Sarah mentioned anything about starting a business, that friendship mad Darcy a shoe in to help them with Sarah’s venture.

“What is up with my favorite gals?” She practically cheered as she came behind the counter, making Steve smile and getting a hug from Sarah. “Hi Darcy, glad you could make it, now we can both bother Steve.” Sarah’s eye gleamed with delight.

“Ooo~ what happened, give me all of the details stat.” She leaned on the counter, resting her chin on her intertwined hands, making a funny face with a raised eyebrow.

Steve groaned and covered his, for the third time today, red face. “You two are the worst, I’m going to go to my job unlike someone!” He looked at Darcy pointedly, getting a laugh and a shooing motion for his efforts.

Steve hurried back to work before he heard his mother tell Darcy, dramatically knowing her, what little Steve told her. Found himself rolling his eyes at any over the top gasps and and “hmms” Darcy let out.

“Steven Grant Josephine Rogers!” Darcy held her hand to her chest in play despair. “How dare you not tell me about your husband?” She grabbed Steve by his lapels and gently shook him playfully.

Steve couldn’t help but laugh at his friends antics. “Okay, one, that’s not my middle name, and two, he’s not my husband I don’t know what lies that woman has fed you.” He could barely get his words out through his giggling and her shaking.

“You’re a damn lie, any other alpha woulda talked to you like that I’d have to help you hide the body.” She let go of Steve’s sweater and smoothed out the front.

“So what gives, this man had to be drop dead gorgeous.” Nosy as ever. “ I mean, I can always go across the street and see for myself, and you and I both know you don’t want that.” Steve quickly gave into her goading, knowing very well how that interaction would go with his very, very extroverted friend.

“Okay! Okay, he was handsome, gosh his eyes were such a beautiful stormy gray. He had the long hair beard combo going on and when he said I smelt good I literally could have died.” He paused to breathe, “Darcy.” It was his turn to grab Darcy my her shoulders, “this man literally said ‘wow’ when he saw me, do you know how hard I had to hold back from tearing this man up?”

Darcy let Steve finish his rambling and couldn’t help the excited smile show on her face. “So you’re totally gonna go to him and say something right? He’s obviously into you babe.”

She was quickly shut down when Steve took his hands off her shoulders like he was burned, a sharp ‘oh’ let out. “Oh absolutely not.” Steve scratched his cheek and pursed his lips.

Darcy let out a loud groan and rolled her head back. “Why did I know you were gonna say that? You are so lame-uh!” At Steve’s pathetic attempt to explain himself Darcy cut him off.

“No ma’am, don’t wanna hear it, I’m gonna go work unlike someone. Come talk to me when you’ve come to your senses.” She threw the same pointed look Steve had at her earlier and walked back to the front counter.

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Steve yawned as he unlocked the front door the next day. It was a quiet morning, barely even dusk the moon low in the sky, ready to set and be taken over by the light of day, a nice cool breeze blowing softly around him.

The bell above the door jingled as Steve walked through flicking on the lights and taking chairs off tables and he made his way through the store.

Once his before opening procedures were finished he made his start on baking the first treats of the day.

“Good morning Stevie weenie, didja sleep alright?” Darcy greeted him as soon as she joined him in the kitchen. She had a knack for coming up with dumb nicknames for the small blond off the top of her head and that lead to him being called many things by the extroverted woman.

“I slept fine Darce, you? I know how much you hate gettin up so early, figured I’d set you some coffee aside as soon as I got here.” He flicked his head in the direction of aforementioned coffee. Darcy fist bumped and with a kiss on the omegas cheek, made her way to the pot to pour a more than normal amount into a large mug.

“Well if I have this coffee to look forward to every morning I have no problem getting up so early.” She sipped her coffee and seemed to catch herself, “and because I love you and your mom of course, duh, that’s the only reason actually I just decided.” Steve giggled at the poor attempt at a save.

“Yeah huh, now get over here and help me roll this dough ya coffee stealer.” He held up a rolling pin to her, uncovering a large bowl of dough that was sat to rise overnight.

Opening a bakery is hard work and takes a long time but Steve loved every second, it helped that he had such a great friend to help him every morning.

Hours passed before Steve was finally able to breath a sigh a relief, he was done making everything he needed for the day and the prep for the next.

Looking out through the windows at the front, the sun rising in the sky and a handful of people were finally walking about, some even waiting out front for his shop to open. He was so happy his mother’s idea has come to fruition, she’d always wanted to open a bakery and finally in her older age decided to go through with it.

After he unlocked the door and greeting the early risers, getting them each one of the array of treats set out in front of them.

He said goodbye to his last customer for right now and made his way around wiping things down, trying to stay busy when the bell rang once more.

“ I’ll be right with you!” On his toes he spoke over his shoulder, not quite being able to reach a nook that needed to be cleaned. He jumped at the voice that spoke behind him.

“Do’ya need any help with that, doll?” A familiar deep voice filled the empty space between the two, making Steve whip around to face the alpha from yesterday.

Making eye contact with those stormy eyes, Steve could feel his face warming up.

“Hey, just wanted to thank you for the brownies the other day. Name’s Bucky by the way, couldn’t tell ya yesterday what with you running off like ya did.” The alpha, Bucky, said with a flirtatious smirk on his face.

Bucky held his hand out to shake, letting Steve put his much smaller hand in his, his grasp strong and Steve could could feel the callouses he must’ve gotten from working on cars all day.

“Yeah, sorry about that, I’m not too great at meeting strangers, my ma got all that extroverted stuff to herself.” Steve laughed awkwardly once he let go of the alphas hand.

“Yeah? I remember you telling me you was working with your ma, figured I’d come through and say hi, maybe take something for the boys back at work.” He said poking a finger back towards his own business.

“Oh! Right of course what would you like? Everything here is fresh made by my ma and I.” He brought the alphas attention to the treats laid out behind the glass.

“How ‘bout another batch of your brownies? Knew they’d be as sweet as you, can’t get enough of ‘em.” Bucky smirked, pulling out his wallet to pay.

Steve’s face burned as he choked on his own spit, quickly trying to distract himself with bag up the alphas order. He stood back up with a small box with a few brownies laid inside.

Before he could tell Bucky his total the man interrupted, “The whole batch doll, those heathens would tear each other apart over just a few’a those.” The brunet watch’s again as Steve fumbled around to move the brownies all to a bigger box for him.

“Alright, sorry about that, that’ll be $28.16 for all those, did you want anything else?” Steve asked awkwardly trying to get back into customer service mode, his sentence stuttered.

“‘Preciate it doll, I don’t need nothing else unless you got anything for me?” At Steve’s confused look Bucky chuckled and took a fifty dollar bill from his wallet and handed it over. “You can keep the change sweetheart, you have a good one.”

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“That’s the guy you were talking about?!” Darcy looked at Steve incredulously, walking to him from the back.

Steve jumped and turned towards his shouting friend, red in the face, like he had been caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to.

“I suddenly have to get my brakes checked, I’ll see you guys later.” She joked, looking back over to the garage across the street while fanning herself with her hand.

“Steve he totally wants you, if you don’t give him your number I will girl, you can’t fumble this for the both of us.”

“Do it for you mother Steve, that poor woman needs some grandkids.” With her hand on Steve’s shoulders begging the smaller omega to with a little shake.

“Oh my god Darce, knock it off, he probably acts like that with everyone. And I’m only 24 she is not getting grand babies any time soon.”

“Stevie baby, I can guarantee he does NOT act like that with everyone. How about this I’m going to man the counter tomorrow when he gets here and if he does flirt with me I’ll owe a million dollars.” At Steve’s raised eyebrow she corrected herself, “fine fift- twenty five dollars and a crisp high five.” She settled with her eyes narrowed and lips pursed.

Steve laughed at his friends antics, “ and what do I get if he doesn’t?” He quickly caught himself, “not that he won’t, he probably will we don’t know.” He cleared his throat and immediately got back to filling up the display case in front.

“Good now both of you kids get back to work!” Sarah spoke from the back making them both jump out of their skin with matching curse words leaving their mouths.

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Next time

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As a born and raised Kansan it’s kinda fun to see what y’all can make up on the fly make KS seem more interesting lol bless y’all fr

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Screaming and crying and throwing up at Steve and his bf FINALLY laying down together 😫🥺🥺

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Absolute Superman x Batman

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Someone has Def said this exact thing to Steve. Ofc he had no clue what to say back lol

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Literally crying about my cat, Steve, rn, nothings wrong, he's just the cutest thing ever.

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"Black cat golden retriever partners this"

"Black cat golden retriever partners that"

GIVE ME ORANGE CAT BLACK DOG SHIPS NEOOWWWW!!!

I want a stupid little guy next to their scary big parnter!!! 😤😤😤

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

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Can someone tell me why the FUCK it took me so long to figure out the analogy of Alexander Pierce's last name and him infiltrating (piercing... get it?) S.H.I.E.L.D.

Yall pls tell me I'm not the only dumbass in this Fandom 😔

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y'know how men's situational sexuality sometimes creates funny terms?

what if when the Howlies were together Bucky justified tenting/rooming with Steve constantly as having a "wife" on the war front, bc y'know them not having/wanting language to call it *gay* back then haha

and also totally bc Sergeant Barnes spent his time fighting with the Howlies before Steve showed up telling 'em that he has a "gal" name "Stevie" back home waiting for him, and how tf was Bucky supposed to know that the fellas would end up meeting Steve and start asking questions????

and also imagine fast forward to 21st century, when Bucky's first trying out the dating apps, Steve stumbles on one of his dates by accident and gets jealous and starts trying to sort his repressed feeling about their little situational homosexuality back during the Howlies so Steve ends up interrupting Bucky's date and starting to loudly brag about being Bucky's "war wife" back in the day - their old term for it stuck during his moment jealousy - to get the gal to back off. hilarity ensues

And after all their being dumb together, they kiss and live happily ever after.

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Check these songs out neow!!

I've been obsessed with Fallout 4 recently (again) and Diamond city radio got me in a choke hold, these two specific songs though give pre-war Stucky so crazy!! and u should listen to them and obsess over Fo4 (& Stucky a little) with me!!

All the songs in Fo4 are oldies from like the 40s-50s so they all kinda fit a teeny bit so u should just listen to all of them

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I FOUND IT BITCH!!! i wasn't too way off base so its chill, mind the tags teammates if u wanna read it for urself!!!

Author: angel_with_a_nuclear_bomb

Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor, Alexander Pierce, Brock Rumlow, Alternate Universe, Dubious Consent, Bestiality, Or at least 2 animals banging each other, I think that counts so, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Protective Bucky Barnes, Sub Steve Rogers, Dom Bucky Barnes, Castration, Public Humiliation, Alpha Bucky Barnes, Alpha Steve Rogers, Watersports, Maybe I forgot a few characters, I guess we'll find out later, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, But without the health problems, Beefy Bucky Barnes

Chapters: 3/3

Word count: 19,366

Summary:

HYDRA gave up on human experimentation after their 500th subject failed. They theorized that if they changed the original form to something more substantial, the project could survive. Their first subject was immensely successful, vicious yet obedient. Their second subject.... That's a little bit of a different story. But what happens when the Avengers intercept their first subject, and HYDRA's house of cards slowly begins to to fall?

*STARRING* Bucky as a chunky wolf Steeb as a tiny wolf

and

Bucky as a traumatized human Steeb as an even more traumatized human

*Read the tags or don't get mad if you don't like it*

Calling all Stucky-fic accounts!!!

please please help me find this damn fic i'm literally going crazy and insane.

General plot i remember:

Small Steve (i think) bucky and the rest of the howlies are like wolves or smth kept in a hydra base or fake wild life reserve thing, there is a couple like hunting(?) scenes i think. anyways!! their chilling and grilling until the avengers come and help 'em out and take them in, they can turn human also but Steve doesn't do it until after bucky the howlies don't go with I think(!!!)

I know its a lot of "i thinks" but that's literally all i got and I've been searching for so long its crazy, this fic got me the depths of Ao3 tryna find the damn thing.

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Calling all Stucky-fic accounts!!!

please please help me find this damn fic i'm literally going crazy and insane.

General plot i remember:

Small Steve (i think) bucky and the rest of the howlies are like wolves or smth kept in a hydra base or fake wild life reserve thing, there is a couple like hunting(?) scenes i think. anyways!! their chilling and grilling until the avengers come and help 'em out and take them in, they can turn human also but Steve doesn't do it until after bucky the howlies don't go with I think(!!!)

I know its a lot of "i thinks" but that's literally all i got and I've been searching for so long its crazy, this fic got me the depths of Ao3 tryna find the damn thing.

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STUCKY HEADCANON ALERT

Just found out about a thing called "sweetheart grips" they were a thing where men in ww2 would put a picture of a loved one (or pin ups but shh) in the grip of their gun to like keep them close and whatev.

Bucky 1000% had one of teeny Steve in his grip before the little punk came and joined him on the battlefield

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Stucky WIP

Steve quickly made his way down the ornate castle halls, making sure to keep his dress from tripping him. He zipped past servants going on about their work, heels clacking loudly on the marble floors before coming to face a large intrequit door.

He slammed it open, chest heaving as he came to a stop. His mother and a very familiar face stood at the foot of the throne, two guards by each person.

"Bucky?" He said breathlessly, the man in question turned from the queen Sarah--Steve's mother-- and grinned. "Hey Stevie" He said as he held out his arms, inviting the blond in.

Steve quickly took the hint and pushed himself from the doorframe and into the brunet alphas arms. He jumped and bucky quickly caught him around his waste, lifted him in the air, and spun him around, Steve's dress and bucky coat tails dramatically spinning with them.

Bucky sat Steve's feet back down on the floor looking down at him with an even bigger smile on his handsome face. "Long time no see, huh?" He said kiddingly, rubbing his large hands up and down the omegas sides.

Steve's bright expression quickly turned to anger, "You jerk!" He said sternly as he broke from his embrace and punched the much larger man's shoulder.

Bucky laughed and held a gloved hand up to one of his, frankly, confused guards--a heavier set man with a bushy mustache, as moved towards them.

"I haven't seen you in forever and I have to find out through servant gossip that you were here?!" Not lowering his voice any but there was no real malice in his tone.

"Sorry doll, my dad was working me to the bone, trying to get me ready for the throne." He heaves an exaggerated sigh, "hardly any time to write or visit." His large hands slide up onto Steve's shoulders as to stop his flailing.

Steve huffed at the explanation but stopped his movements. He leaned forward to rest his head on Buckys chest, finally catching his breath.

"Can I tell you why I'm here?" Bucky ducked down to meet Steve's eyes, who looked back up at him through his lashes and nodded with a pout.

"Well, I've got news and I of course wanted you to be the first to know." Steve perked up, wondering what it could possibly be.

"I'm getting married." Bucky said with a smile.

Steve's stomach dropped, his throat getting tight suddenly. He blinked a couple of times in confusion. "Pardon?" He barely heard himself over the blood rushing to his ears.

He quickly recovered and cleared his throat. "That... is great." He tried his best to look and sound excited for the alpha, but even to him, it didn't sound right. "Do I... do I know them? What are they like?" He knew he shouldn't be, but he was curious to find who would be taking the spot by Bucky's side he had been wanting since he was a pup.

Bucky seemed to get more excited at the question. "You know them very well, I promise, and they're probably the prettiest omega I've ever met, little spitfire too, always quick to put me in my place when I need it." Bucky gushed about the omega, not knowing about Steve's plight happening in front of him.

Steve swallowed and numbly pushed from Bucky loose embrace, nodding along to what Bucky was saying.

"Well, I'm sure they'll be great for you... I think I might just..." He trailed off trying to find an excuse, looking to his mother who was holding her hand over her mouth, trying to cover a smile. "Steve, dear, did you hear a thing he said?" She asked with a smile and an eye roll aimed at Bucky.

Steve looked back at the alpha even more confused. Bucky was biting his lip trying to hold back laughter like his mother was a few seconds ago.  "Steve, I was talking about you, I want to marry you, if you'll have me of course."

It seemed everything Bucky was saying was a different language, because Steve froze again, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "I don't understand." He said slowly, looking between the two older alphas.

"That's why I'm here, I was asking your mother for your hand in marriage." And when that explanation didn't work Bucky sighed deeply. "Here how about this," he lowered down on one knee in front of the blond. " Steven Grant Rogers, will you marry me?" He held Steve's much smaller and colder hands in his own large, warm hands as he smiled up at the omega.

Something finally clicked in Steve as he gasped and tear rushed to his eyes for a different reason.

He looked up at his mother and even the guards around excitedly before making his way back down to Bucky, who was looking back with affection.

"Yes! Yes, of course I'll marry you, you jerk!" He said excitedly and jumped back into the alphas arms, almost knocking him over. Bucky laughed as he hefted himself and Steve from off the floor.

Bucky brought out a small box that held an even smaller band of silver and shining diamonds in it. "Now I know it's not much, but I figured we'd go together and pick something else out before the---." He tried to explain sheepishly before he was cut off. "Shut up, I love it, I'll keep it forever." Steve said while admiring the ring that was placed on his finger.

Bucky chuckled and brought the blonds hands to his mouth and kissed his knuckles. "Of course, doll." He smiled from under his lashes.