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The frats/sororities are the different regions and ofc each sorority has a rivalry on campus some people on campus don’t join either (cause who wants to pay for friends) they obvs have the republican and democratic club and basic sports teams on campus
Idk who’d be the teachers but the dean is gov maybe the health/sciences professor would be CDC law/criminology would be AOTJ and if FDA was a character he would be a culinary/medical professor idk how to fit The Military into a professor role but my best guess is history/being a sports coach the DOE is obviously the education professor IDC would be the international business professor (feel free to add onto this)
Campus is mostly dry but will allow alcohol at major events like sports games and what not and with talking from the frats and sororities alcohol is allowed in their respective houses which is why most of the student body are in frats/sororities
They definitely have YikYak for their campus the students use for gossip and shit talking each other the faculty use for monitoring their students especially Gov he has the FBI or CIA hack into accounts that threaten the school or another student/faculty/sponsor or expose anything negative about the school or any of its professors/sponsors and he lists their account name, real name and IP address depending on how bad faculty sees the issue decides how they proceed
The campus has a lot of typical clubs LGBTQ+ club, surf club, agriculture club, democratic/republican club etc.
That’s what I got for now :P
THOUGHTS FOR THE FANDOM
What if The Statehouse is actually just built like a large college campus or smth
it has the cafeteria because there's like 50 people living there
it has the dorms n what not
all the classrooms n other such areas are like activity rooms or hangout spaces for everybody
my brain's thoughts are really difficult to articulate into words so like, there's the bare bones
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It greatly saddens me when a song is so fire but no one knows the band like what do you mean I go to do all the fan art and fan made music videos and fan animations myself


The situation is so dire you guys the tags don’t even exist



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It’s been 5 months the rot has consumed me but happy new year everyone
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When a state gets new gerrymandering there “brain” gets rewired
what do you guys assume abt the states?
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Mass seeing Gov when Maine became a state
So Mass used to have Maine’s land
I can imagine Mass being like 6’2 and then Maine becomes a state and he wakes up smol
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Yooo that was my head canon :D
And I so agree with this the need for every thing to be neat and organized drives him nuts id like to believe the moment he first heard how messy Tennessees room was he went into it and he just immediately closed it and went to get supplies for cleaning and some trash bags he had probably done about 5 minutes of cleaning when Tennessee walked in and started ripping into him cause he saw some of his things in the trash bag along with dirty wipes, dust piles and his pet raccoons trash collection and was temporarily banned from entering his room (yes he did make him put everything back and watched him the whole time)
After a while and some of Gov’s intervention he let Cal come back and let him help organize cause he had started to see how bad his room was getting and began to accept help from other states and Gov
Once the other states saw that Cal was able to clean up Tennessees floor they started asking him if he could clean their rooms and he try’s his best to match the states aesthetic whenever possible
You know those “organization ASMR” tik toks? Y, that’s California’s entire fucking house
His entire house is so ungodly organized to the point where it feels like you’re at an extremely fancy restaurant that charges you before you even eat
His autistic little ass will organize and clean for free. States who have messy ass rooms like Tennessee (idk who posted the hoarder headcannon for him but I’m taking it and running) and throw away shit they don’t need and put everything in neat little areas and put things on shelves or even install shelves or extra storage spaces
He does this shit foe free! He cleans state rooms on a yearly or monthly basis depending on how often the room needs cleaning because he enjoys making everything look neat and ✨aesthetic✨
California will buy things for your room like one of those door shoe hangers or extra storage spaces that you can nail to the wall
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Ok ok
UConn is the men’s basketball team that won NCAA (Connecticut’s team)
Gamecocks (South Carolina’s team) won the women’s
Iowa and Caitlyn Clark specifically were very popular this season with both the men’s and women’s (probably why everyone told Connecticut to shut up because they didn’t care about men’s basketball)
however Iowa lost both championship games to the Tigers (Louisiana) and the Gamecocks (South Carolina)
And most people who aren’t paying attention to the games themselves would probably have thought that Iowa won (hence what Florida said)
And for OJ he and Ray Lewis were both football players and both killed people (Florida asking Maryland which one ray lewis was better at)
Everytime someone falls into the pit the bills win a game it’s superstition but it’s worked so far
Quick! Someone explain the sports section of the video! It might have headcanon worthy material
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Bleach blonde bad built butch body
Anyone who guesses what Loui says gets a cookie
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You 🫵
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I WON HARP STUDENT OF THE YEAR!!!
SO HAPPY RN YIPPEE
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Colorado is definitely a furry he howls every night how can we forget
Which character(s) is a furry
I've already made my statement on furry gov (TLDR he's a little furry) but what about any other characters
Probably respond when I'm out of school or in passing periods so byee
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I give you Louisiana / Alabama as queer platonic
guys gimme some wttt rarepairs
wanna see what sillies you guys have come up with
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“Canonical” skin tones revealed for each state :))) makes me want to draw again (also canon beards for some states)
#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#ben brainard#fanart#wttt fanart#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt headcanons#i say canonical in quotations because Ben doesn’t follow his own canon
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bothering you with questions and statements
Huzzah I’ve gotten what I asked for
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Please guys I want my asks filled
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Mini New York
Grump
#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#ben brainard#fanart#wttt fanart#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt new york#new york#wttsh fanart#wttsh new york#wttsh incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#rat man
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New headcannon: Tennessee is a hoarder
Real life Tennessee has tried to pass 16 new state symbols within the past month and already has almost 40 state symbols already and is still sending bills with potential new state symbols
More under the cut :)
His room is super messy because of it and about half of the clutter is on the floor
He’s been working on organizing it in an attempt to make it look cleaner but it’s still somewhat tricky for other states to walk around the room
One of the other states once sent pictures of his room to the show Hoarders and because the tv show people called back and told them they found a different house to do the show on he now believes that his room isn’t that bad even though it is
He has a pet raccoon and a Tennessee walking horse (usually kept out side but he brings it in the statehouse at night)
He has a fish tank for his bass and catfish
Gov didn’t let him keep all his state insects ( had bees and some states are afraid of bees) in his room but the fireflies were an exception
He has an absurdly large collection of state songs that are usually piled on the floor some hang on his walls
He has pictures of different parts of his state and things he can’t fit into his room that either hang on the walls or laid in piles on the floor (ie: trees, cities, insects etc.)
After a while all his state trinkets are in different piles on the floor because he’s mostly given up looking through them and actually decorating his room
He can’t bring himself to get rid of any of his things and he keeps getting new stuff knowing he doesn’t have enough room to put it anywhere in his room
Other states have tried to help him with this few of the tactics have worked but he can’t help himself when getting newer things
CDC and Greg help Tennessee with keeping it clean for the most part (vacuuming and sanitizing)
Tennessee does organizing when his mind tells him too
He doesn’t have the most state symbols but his room is a bit more compact than others due to the way his state looks so the clutter accumulates more easily (Rhode Island has the same issue but instead of keeping physical objects he downloads pics into a folder and hangs his favorites)
His raccoon brings in a lot of trash and tends to nest in its little collection of trash (the main reason why CDC recommends that Tennessee cleans his room and why CDC helps him)
Due to the constant mess in his room most states don’t like going into it and open the door if the want to talk to him
When a state does enter his room they have to be super careful with where they step in order that they don’t break or damage any of his things
Several states have been either temporarily or permanently banned from entering his room because of this
If you have anymore traits you are free to add anything into this post :3
#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#ben brainard#fanart#wttt fanart#wttt incorrect quotes#wttt headcanons#headcanon#wttt tennessee#tennessee#hoarder#hoarding#united states
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