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Hey pal. ______________________________ ⬇️ ABOUT ME ⬇️ ______________________________ “I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me.” ~ Saitama ______________________________ I sound a lot like Luffys English dub. I'm high 99% of the time. I try not to cuss. I am 17. You are a poopy head. ______________________________ I wipe my butt with sandpaper just to feel like I'm alive. ______________________________ ⬇️ ANIMES I LIKE ⬇️ ______________________________ ONE PIECE, Attack on titan, ONE PUNCH MAN, Tokyo ghoul, NEON GENESIS EVANGELION, My hero academy, Card capters, Kakegurui, Food wars, Dorohedoro, Prison School, Black butler, ETC....... ______________________________ ⬇️ MANGA I LIKE ⬇️ ______________________________ Anything by ito junji, Monster, Death note, ONE PIECE, Ranma ½, ETC....... ______________________________ 🕺 TAKE ME TO BOOGIE WONDERLAND :) 🕺
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eimsugarbear · 5 years ago
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YouXBrook cursed ONE PIECE fanfic.
I wrote this for you please enjoy.
*you walk into Brooks room wearing nothing but your undergarments*
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Brooks room
*Brook hears the door open and turns around*
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Brook turning around
Brook: "Aww yes the French-cut panties,
Also known as high-cut panties, these are very 80s in their style. They have a high cut on the leg holes, which makes them better for circulation from the regular ones. They go superbly well with high-waist jeans."
(Authors note: Brook would know because he is a panties connoisseur.)
You: "I could take them off for you Brook."
*You flutter your eye lashes and do a sexy walk towards him*
Brook: "Yohohohoho! You could but I might get a boner but not really because I'm a skeleton and I don't have a penis. YOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
*You gasp and your face is filled with shock*
Soon after all of the straw hat
pirates bust through the door.
All of them clapping and cheering.
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Luffy: "Ha Ha Ha that was a good one brook!"
*Clap clap*
Chopper: "Your so cool brook!"
*clap clap*
Nami: "I really wish I weren't here right now."
Usopp: "HA HA! That's brook for ya!"
*clap clap*
*You fall to your knees and tears run down your face*
Brook is not the skeleton for
you :°(
THE END
Please note that this is not serious at all and completely ironic.
This took up way too much of my time and if you want another let me know in the comments.
Thank you for reading. :)
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