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princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.

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detaiils on the human grub iincubatiion process known as ''pregnancy''

I’m sorry it’s not a photo, but it’s kind of too long to put on one picture. Hope it’s okay for this.

humans ”pregnancy” iis theiir basiis for perpetuatiing the speciies II diidnt giive iit much thought untiil II stumbled across thiis piicture on tumblr::

II„ for one„ would really fuckiing love 2 have a pet velociiraptor ((whiich are liike dwarf dragons wiith no wiings or fiire breathiing)) so II started doiing research on pregnant humans 2 fiigure out how 2 iidentiify one„ subdue iit„ and steal iits velociiraptor grub

these are the results of my research„ based on the tumblr tags on pregnancy and the humans sacred tome of diigiital knowledge called wiikiipediia

human grubs are strange parasiitiic creatures that are capable of miind controlliing theiir hosts II guess priimariily for feediing purposes theyre also apparently able 2 stiick theiir liimbs out of the siides of theiir hosts for some reasons humans love thiis???? my guess:: eiither iits part of the braiinwashiing miind control stuff the grubs do„ 2 ensure theiir hosts dont paniic„ or else theres some kiind of advantage 2 haviing a grub parasiite liike maybe iif iits a velociiraptor grub they can stiick theiir claws out and do battle

at thiis poiint IIm defiiniitely goiing wiith the grubs miind controlliing theiir hosts iits the only explanatiion for why humans would enjoy beiing attacked from the iinsiide II wonder iif thiis iis a velociiraptor grub or iif all human grubs are thiis viiolent

so some or all grubs produced by humans— —II dont know yet iif iits just the velociiraptors or iif iits all of them— are martiially ready from the moment theyre laiid siince they can attack theiir hosts from the iinsiide whiile stiill iincubatiing

”liike hiis//her daddy” so the human ”famiily” system iis used 2 control the grubs that actually makes sense iit would explaiin the focus ”famiiliies” have on iinduciing stockholm syndrome iin the chiildren iinvolved and maniipulatiing them iin2 loviing theiir ”mother and father” slave masters iif humans are so dangerous at such a young age„ iits smart 2 ensure theyll be loyal 2 a more stable adult asap

siince humans also have velociiraptors ((and II dont know what else)) maybe theiir famiily system iis used liike a reverse lusus system rather than a lusus choosiing a human 2 raiise„ a human chooses a lusus 2 raiise whiich iis why they have caniines and feliines on leashes everywhere and then„ siince that means human wiigglers dont have a lusus 2 raiise them„ that means adults are forced 2 take care of human wiigglers AND velociiraptor grubs holy fuck how do adults even surviive

anyway the above comments also make iit clear that grub parasiites have some kiind of psychiic connectiion 2 theiir hosts siince they can giive them orders

iits also iinterestiing 2 note that thiis grub hasnt even been laiid and already the host knows who iits daddy iis goiing 2 be maybe human slave ownder that run famiiliies commiissiion hosts 2 get pregnant and have grubs for them

so there would be a small class of famiily holdiing eliite ((mothers and fathers))„ and a larger subclass of grub parasiite hosts that proviide the slaves—the even larger subsubclass—for the eliite

II dont know what a periiod iis but iit looks pretty fuckiing paiinful and yet iits better than pregnancy so apparently when humans ARENT beiing hosts they know what horriible thiings theyre creatiing and are scared of iit

II had 2 look up abortiion::

wiikiipediia sucks

so the feliine lusus wants 2 kiill the parasiite grub iinsiide iits human charge other aniimals are scared of the thiings humans can produce theyre wiilliing 2 riisk iinjuriing theiir human charges 2 claw out the parasiite grubs iinsiide of them

earth lusii are badass

pregnancy iis fatal 2 the human hosts no wonder the grubs have 2 braiinwash theiir hosts 2 enjoy the process otherwiise theyd probably claw theiir own guts out 2 get riid of the spawn

the feliine lusus tryiing 2 kiill iits humans grub makes more sense now eiither iit claws out the humans guts and riisk acciidentally kiilliing iit or iit lets the grub grow 2 full siize and REALLY kiill iit what a loyal lusus

II guess a velociiraptor grub clawiing iits way out of a human abdomen would be pretty fatal

ok so conclusiions::

because the grubs force theiir hosts 2 eat more a pregnant host wiill probably be morbiidly obese and probably kiind of stupiidly happy lookiing due 2 the braiinwashiing 2 ease the paiin and we should be able 2 see iits liimbs clawiing out from under the hosts skiin sometiimes

therefore thiis iis what a pregnant human looks liike::

anybody who wants a pet velociiraptor can probably lure iin a pregnant human wiith candy

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IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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requested by accidentist 

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rolls around in this pile because goddamn its cold in here

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i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.

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okay thats cool just lemme knoww and wwhatnot 

ii need to take a te2t or waiit a few day2 more before ii’ll really know

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its okay she still doesnt knoww enough for me to be in real trouble 

sorry i havvent been around though 

howw is um all that doing?

ii am 2orry but ii am 2o grateful a2 well

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so im allowwed online again