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doom wings shadow

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Hal jordan sketch page for the Hal jordan enjoyers among us

some closeups down hereee

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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red lantern guy gardner commission for a friend on twitter. if you want to get a commission from me, check my pinned!

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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red guy and rankorr warmup

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K-pop: Demon Hunters - early vis dev - 2022 - part 01/?

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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually

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last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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it's me The devil from the Bible

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Sometimes I wonder why so many people have so many bad takes on Guy Gardner that don't match with what I had read of this character....then I remember JLI comics exist

Guy being unrepentent jerk with no depth? JLI

Guy being stupid and not understanding big words? JLI (very ableist take on writers part as Guy was activly recovering from brain damage and tried to relearn how to read and write only for other heroes and narrative to make fun of him for it, his struggle is written as a joke and a lot of readers ate that up)

Guy being weak and easly defeated? JLI

Guy being horribly misogynistic meathead? JLI (though, it's interesting how other male characters in this comic were the same way but Guy is the only one catching heat)

Guy being known for being ugly and only having bowl-cut? JLI

Guy being scared of Batman? JLI (and this one haunts batman fandom spaces even here on Tumblr)

JLI isn't a terrible comic but it is a terrible potrayal of Guy's character that destroys his image and perception in the eyes of readers to this day