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(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

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As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

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One.

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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

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Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!

Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin

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I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

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zombiesusingtheinternets:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Significant piece of childhood, get your ASS on my blog

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Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like 

And even???? 

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down 

But then in actuality he’s just 

Disney explain

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Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

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I love how this magically reappears on my dash every year. It’s what I look forward to. 

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

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Anyone can enjoy #benandjerrys #doglife #spoiledpitbull

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Stuck yet again. #sleepypuppy #ohwell

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Procrastination monster has been defeated. Let’s do this....while watching Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey

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Welp so much for getting things done today. Renaming my pup to #procrastination #ohwell #puppylove

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Kitty bliss #heaven