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The Three Biggest Mysteries of All Times - my version: 1. What is the purpose of life? 2. Are we alone in the universe? 3. Who the heck came up with the bizzare idea of using pineapples as pizza topping? #contemplation #hawaiianpizza #questions #blackandwhite #bnwphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzP-58njwA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12lty7wh9gwbq
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Blast from the past! This was about half a year ago. My hair has grown a bit longer now.. 😆 How long should I let my hair grow..? #blastfromthepast #oldbutgold #shorthair https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo3vRXCHCgA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ta66u0zrrqmr
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Love this one because I look tall in it 😍 ..right? 🤔 #shortgirlproblems #goldenhour #casualstyle https://www.instagram.com/p/Boy2YAUHHj4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rdgs4iez8rux
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I'm bored. Let's play a game, shall we? It's called "guess correctly what I was thinking about and I'll date you" 😋 One try each, no cheating! #bored #whatever #trivia https://www.instagram.com/p/BowPFt8Hjhz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ipovioujma0j
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Too lazy to caption today 😪 https://www.instagram.com/p/BotjEcGH6fS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10e0ray1q2wyt
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My mood this weekend : sleepy head 😪😴 Hows your weekend so far? . . . #weekendmood #weekendvibes #sleepyhead https://www.instagram.com/p/Bol9vSxnR-n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kz8rebi02aby
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It's supposed to be rainy season where I live now. Yet it feels like dear satan got diarrhea and splurted lava all over. Global warming sucks. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoeSFYDHwIR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k2lc8jdjwrh7
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Something stuck in my head. MP3 is audio. MP4 is video. MP5 is semi automatic gun. Someone messed up badly on the naming. Hope it stuck in your head too. #confused #whytho https://www.instagram.com/p/Bobr0QnnuPP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6lutw2e1kkse
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Since I'm the coolest unicorn ever roam the earth, I'll let you ask me anything just for today! . "Elsa do you wanna build a snowman?" Oh wow so original.. 😑 "What's your three sizes?" Large, extra large, and whole bucket depending on my mood. "Will you date me?" Sure! You're 1st October 1948. Now go back to the museum. . Ask away, nothing is off limit. Because I'm just that cool 😎 Unless you don't check out @mojoartist1 page, then we are NOT cool. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoZHKSPHSCt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l58eyjs5aka1
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This is my "look ma I'm Supergirl" pose - minus the costume. Don't think it worked out well tho. Aaanyway.. What's your plan for weekend? https://www.instagram.com/p/BoT0bhWnZNf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=waribme5rsum
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Another one from @mojoartist1 Since I've been very vey very very very busy lately I haven't had time to let off some steam. Anyone up for a roleplay? I'll be Xena and you be my obedient wooden dummy. Promise I'll play nice.. 🙃 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoRTI9_HhXe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lrmbg1rrjbd7
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Random fact: Based on genital structures, men are the ones who should really be wearing skirts. Pants are for us women 🙃 . . . #random #kilt #idareyou #makeithappen #funfact https://www.instagram.com/p/BoOsGo8nYim/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jjeeesurtzo1
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How to make me like you : 1. Bring pizzas. And beers. And a couple of horror movies as well. 2. Don't disturb me when I sleep. Ever. 3. Gimme puppies. All breeds are welcomed. 4. Visit @ariev.rachman and like some of his posts. Ask for some more while you're at it. 5. Pizzas. Beers. Horror movies. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJp-c1HX4d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1abpmgmk3vcf4
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Fashionistas : "your top should be of lighter color than your bottom" Crazy old me : black top and bright red bottom because why not 🙃 . . . #mondayvibes #outdoorbella #whynot #outfitoftheday https://www.instagram.com/p/BoHEHehn6Ov/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pfqasz3ndoym
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