#whatever

[jointcontent]

the idea that phil was like hey dan why don’t you bend over and show your bussy in the middle of this active road and dan was like fantastic idea while we’re at it you should mount the canon and i’ll frame it so it looks like your massive fucking cock because it’s the tit tour baby and you might as well pronounce the L in salmon because nothing fucking matters anymore

[nine-tailedfox]

[starspilli]

ugly ugly doodles something happened to me . bonus jason

[harpoonsnotspoons]

They'd be so horrible together it's funny as hell

[operationandre]

hot take: andre kriegman is a little spoon. he will never let anyone know about it except for cal and his mom. when he was little and had nightmares, his mom used to hold him until he calmed down. now, he lays with cal's arms wrapped around him, though this time there is no cause for this embrace like nightmares or fear, just the love the boys have for one another.

[snoozaga]

[mickdalena]

shout out to ultra old-man torksmith they really gave it their all

[orpheuslament]

i think what hurts the most is that yeah some people might love me but they dont like me. yknow

[teeenofstyle]

this boy made fun of me today for being pale im literally gonna kms

[hizznbyte]

I really like his dumb face.

Something about it is really cute [could it just be me? I’m kind of -no, very- obsessed with this man]

His tired default face.

He’s genuinely so me fr im not even kidding [me and my resting bitch face]

Sorry for Lettu posting it shall happen again

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

am I the only one who’s insane about how in 12 final days when roger is at his anxious peak about the beginning of the laver cup, apprehensively approaching and greeting the group of players in the event center, djokovic is the one to let him know impartially that he is wearing a tux shirt and not a suit shirt, wherein roger still has the time to go change which he does, and this is right after the movie frames the still remaining tense dynamic between the two and djokovic’s vaguely inexplicable and ambiguous reason for showing up today

​… …. like it’s the fact that is showing up for roger and being friendly and sympathetic and in moments like these, roger visibly awkward and not knowing where they stand, he is almost tender and all signs point to positive relationship, but he also somehow holds a relaxed almost pleased air throughout the flurry of everyone crying and mourning …

[velvetspacequeen]

33 now 🎉🔥✨

[heartinmyphan]

dan and phil made me gay and all i got was an unrealistic expectation for love

[vaugarde]

growing up is looking at old tumblr discourse you engaged with and going “is that really THAT big of a deal”

…. anyways do we still hate genderbending

[sillylotrpolls]

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.