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quite proud of this photo of two dogs fighting over a dirty diaper
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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"What are you gonna bring to our company" being on tumblr on company time
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every two hours
if you’re lucky
Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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the moon is looking gorgeous this evening
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
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