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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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I'a got a 16 ounce coffee instead of'a 12 ounce coffee and now I'a jittery.

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4

youtube link

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Drank to much coffee

Now my hands are shakin' then

Launch myself into space

Call me Buzz Aldrinaline

Had cold brew and took a hit of my inhaler (AQI in the 150s hiya baby) and now I feel like The Apollo. Call me Buzz Aldrinaline

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Post idea: We post characters in sequential order of number of belts and see how high we can reach. Each character must have exactly 1 more belt than the last. I'll start us off with some easy ones.

Your Dad: 1 Belt

Jotaro Kujo: 2 belts

Yami Yugi: 3 belts (I'm counting the chocker because it has a belt buckle)