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hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

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a big nose is the most erotic feature someone can have and i really truly believe that

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✨Oh to have small legs ✨

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if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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me after a long day of scrolling through edtwt and edblr

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Arm fat is a bitch.

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My friends took pictures at the beach and I can’t get over how disgusting I look :( at least it’s new reverse thinspo

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inspo board (my aesthetic)

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little weight loss ideas

these are just a few things I like to do throughout the day to burn a couple extra calories!

Dance breaks! As a student, I love to take dance breaks when I’m studying. It’s a great way to break up those sedentary hours.

Never take the elevators! I always like to take the stairs. This one’s kinda obvious though.

Standing while working! Standing definitely burns more calories than sitting, so I like to stand while I read or scroll edblr.

Do the “tv show workouts!” All of those “do 10 squats every time Chandler laughs” and “do 15 jumping jacks whenever Eleven uses her powers” type workouts are so much fun.

Take the long way! I always park the farthest away from the grocery store in the parking lot or walk the longest route to class to get steps.

Pacing! I, for one, like to pace when I think and it helps burn a few extra calories when I do.

Inter mural sports! I’m not good enough to be on any of our teams at uni, but there are always pickup games to join when I’m on campus.

Alright, that’s all I got for now.

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「Ꮐοαις」 🖇️

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please give me tips!! i’m so tired of being fat. i hate food!!

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Omg it needs to stop being 90 degrees in trying to ride my bike here

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Wake up its July and you're still fat