‘is there cheese in the great beyond? what’s the moon made of? meet me there after i’m gone’
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i just got an ad of the entire video of never gonna give you up?? got rickrolled by youtube😔
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love people who have a strange vocabulary. like that is so cute. ‘bonkers’ darling you are beautiful ‘balls to the walls’ I am lost in your eyes ‘bamboozled’ take my hand in marriage
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pretty girls.
that’s it, that’s the post.
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ellie, she/they, 16yrs
i write stories sometimes, but this is mostly for shitposting.
interests-
six of crows/electric guitar/electric bass/books/writing/musicals/doc martens/grunge/goblincore/dark academia/marvel/greek mythology/bullet train
talk to me!!
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discord -emxvii
spotify - emxvii
ao3 -emxvii
pinterest -emxvii
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me at the pet store: awww kitty!! <3
the kitty, with death in her eyes: I will feast on the meat from your bones, grind your teeth to a fine powder, drag my claws over your scalp, use your eyes to entertain my future young. You will be nothing but a mere second of my time, but i will be your eternal suffering.
me, reading her little name tag: aww her name is muffy :)
#ok so this obviously didn’t happen but she looked at me like she was thinking every word#i wanted to keep her but my mom said no#honestly that was a pretty smart idea on her part#cats#pet store#shitpost
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i like to think if i met god i would simply fuck her. one way ticket to heaven right there
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