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JUST ONE CHANCE PLS 🧎‍♀️🙏

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group chat

yn: nancy i have a crush on you

nancy: oh

wait

why is robin here

yn: i added her for emotional support

robin: hi❤️

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hear me out

a nancy wheeler OR natalie scatorccio fanfic based on sombr lyrics

how comes we never every dated but i find myself thinking of you daily.

how can we go back to being friends when we just shared a bed.

i don’t wanna get undressed for a new person all over again, i don’t wanna kiss someone else’s neck and have to pretend it’s your instead.

you don’t care about me, that’s what makes me want you.

if anyone could’ve saved me, it would’ve been you.

I watched you change. Now I don't know you, I don't know you anymore, i don't know you, I don't know you anymore. I watched us fade.

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i need a sophie thatcher fan fic where her and reader go and just hang out with sophie’s family and reader is especially close to ellie 🙏🙏

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the yellowjackets playing a roblox horror game…

misty: being logical , trying to lead everyone , carrying the team

“Okay, okay. This one’s based on real science—well, fiction science. SCPs are anomalies. They must be contained. Logic and teamwork are key.”.

lottie: Tried to spiritually bond with SCP-096. It chased her for 12 straight minutes.

(whispering) “I understand your rage. I too have been trapped in boxes.”

(staring dreamily at the flickering hallway lights) “Sometimes I think we’re the anomalies. Maybe we’re not meant to be contained.”

natalie: goes directly to the monster , tries to “fight” it , gets confused and angry

(running directly at the monster) “COME ON THEN, YOU LITTLE—”

“YOU HAVE TO HIDE, NOT PUNCH IT—”

Nat: “WHY?! IT’S A GAME—LET ME WIN—”

mari: keeps getting jumpscared , calls the monster names while attempting to run away , gets mad at the monster for scaring her

Mari: (breathing heavy) “If one more thing breathes on me I’m throwing hands.”

Screech: hisses again

Mari: “ALRIGHT BET.”

Mari: (sweating, laptop slightly cracked from rage) “I SWEAR if that giant eye thing pops up again—”

SCP-096: (appears, screaming)

Mari: (screams back, starts hitting keyboard)

Nat: “MARI. IT’S MADE OF CODE.”.

Shauna: will be with jackie somewhere in the corner continuing to help her out , will be a bit of bickering because jackie won’t listen and insists she’s right

(jackie will be spinning in circles and be complaining it’s the games fault while shauna’s tries to help or she’d accidentally be spectating the whole time thinking she’s playing…)

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jennifer jareau would DEFINITELY give you her jacket if you were cold btw

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POV: your on a date with jennifer jareau

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poor derek:

pairing : JJ x YN

summary : reader is a bit … chaotic

The BAU bullpen was unusually quiet for a Monday morning, with most of the team busy with their usual routines. Papers were being shuffled, phone calls were being made, and there was the occasional snack wrapper being crinkled.

That is, until Y/N strolled in, flashing a mischievous grin, clearly late. She walked into the room, as confident and chaotic as ever, offering a casual, “Sorry I’m late. I was… taking care of something.”

The team, used to her unpredictable nature, didn’t think much of it. JJ, however, looked up with a raised eyebrow. “Taking care of something? Y/N, that sounds suspicious.”

But before Y/N could explain herself—before she could offer a snarky response, as she was known to do—Derek burst through the door, flushed red and clearly disheveled, his shirt half-tucked, hair slightly out of place, and an expression that screamed outrage.

“SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!” Derek shouted, his hands raised as if to emphasize the disastrous nature of the situation.

The entire team froze. The only sound in the bullpen was the echo of Derek’s words hanging in the air.

Y/N, standing there with a deadpan expression, slowly turned to face Derek, her voice full of feigned innocence. “I did not push you down the stairs, Derek.”

Derek gaped at her. “You literally threw me down the stairs!”

JJ, her eyes narrowing with a mixture of concern and confusion, glanced between the two. “What in the world happened?”

Y/N shrugged nonchalantly, clearly unfazed. “Okay, maybe I nudged him a little. But I was just trying to get past, and he was in the way.”

Derek, clearly incensed, threw his arms up. “In the way? I was standing still! You literally shoved me, and I’m pretty sure I bounced off three steps before I finally hit the landing!”

Y/N, mock-serious, tilted her head. “Oh, come on, Derek. You’re not that fragile. You’re like a linebacker. You should’ve bounced right back up.”

The team was now watching the interaction, unsure whether to laugh or worry for Derek’s well-being. Spencer, always the voice of reason, opened his mouth cautiously. “Wait, are we sure you weren’t, um, just… accidentally pushed? Maybe you lost your balance or something?”

Derek shot Spencer a look. “Spencer, I swear to God, I was fine, standing there, and then suddenly—BAM! I’m on the floor!”

Y/N rolled her eyes with affectionate exasperation. “Fine, fine. Maybe I gave you a little shove. But it wasn’t like I wanted you to fall down the stairs. You made it dramatic.”

Morgan laughed incredulously, running a hand through his hair. “This is insane. You two are unbelievable.”

JJ, finally breaking into a smile, gave Y/N a disapproving look. “Y/N, you can’t just push people down the stairs for fun.”

Y/N grinned wickedly. “I didn’t push him for fun, JJ. I was just… moving him out of the way. It’s not my fault he lost his footing.”

Hotch, who had been quietly watching from his office, finally walked into the bullpen with a deadpan expression. “What the hell is going on here?”

Derek, now brushing himself off, shot a glare toward Y/N. “She pushed me down the stairs, Hotch! It’s not even funny. I’ve got bruises!”

Y/N, ever the mischief-maker, smirked. “You’ll live, Derek. You’re tougher than that.”

Hotch, ever the voice of reason, sighed heavily. “Y/N, please, for the love of God, stop causing chaos before we even start the day. I don’t need to deal with this before coffee.”

Y/N, completely unfazed by the grumbling and chaos she had just caused, grinned and turned back to the rest of the team. “Yeah, yeah, I’ll be good. Just needed a little entertainment this morning.”

Derek, still fuming, crossed his arms. “You’re lucky we have work to do, or I’d—”

Y/N, interjecting playfully, raised her hands in mock surrender. “Okay, okay! No more pushing today, I promise. But if you get in my way again, I might have to accidentally bump you, just saying.”

JJ rolled her eyes, but there was a smile tugging at the corner of her lips. “I can’t take you two anywhere.”

The team, finally able to relax, went back to their usual business—laughing off the madness that had interrupted their morning. Derek and Y/N continued to bicker like the old friends they were, but even he couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all.

After all, there was nothing more normal in the BAU than Y/N causing a scene and Derek being the unwilling victim.

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yn: goodnight

jj: goodnight

yn: i love you

jj: love you too babe

yn: rest in peace

jj: don’t say that

yn: ok

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sooo i did something , even added sergio ;)

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penelope: guys who ate my powdered donuts ?

spencer: not me i’ve been reading , did you know-

derek: no and i don’t want to , anyways sorry babygirl not me

penelope: guys i won’t be mad just tell me , jj?

jj: nope sorry haven’t seen them

rossi & hotch : nope

emily while having a white covered mouth looking around at everyone : come on guys whoever did it just fess up

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emily prentiss . the woman that you are.

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smile if you’ve been kidnapped!!

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y/n.official: anyone know this guy? he somehow got me in his car and now i’m watching him reverse? 🤔🤔

derekmorgan: okay pretty boy i see you ;)

>>y/n.official: tryna fight over him? i’m down

garcialsworld: i’m gonna burst THIS IS SO CUTE , FIRST DATE!!!!

emilyprentiss: hey you know i think i may have seen him around …

>>>y/n.official: oh god he works with us?!

>>> emilprentiss: i’m afraid so…tragic isn’t it

>>>drspencerreid: hey!!

aaronhotchner: i’m glad now you can deal with his yapping

cheetobreath: hmmm could it possibly be your nerdy boyfriend? ;)

>>>y/nofficial: possibly 🤭

first date with spencer reid!

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i present to you.. spencer reid(/mgg) in glasses.

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emily prentiss aesthetic has my heart

the fact she has so many though , this is just one

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incorrect quote : y/n x emily prentiss

y:n i love you

em: ha gay

y/n: emily wha-