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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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New favourite example of pragmatic ambiguity:
“Have you seen my cat?” “He is not lost, he is just too cute. Thank you for your understanding.”
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Maya Rudolph & Amy Poehler photographed by Art Schreiber for Vanity Fair
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Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President
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A time lapse of a cat through the day:
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I relate so much to this…
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