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server towers at the internet archive, each blue light signifies an article being accessed or edited (in real time!)

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

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... And they were roomates

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god forbid a polycule be the bisexual flag

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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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I hope you’re happy 💕

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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wanted to share euni cho's norigae designs here for the folks who don't use twitter 🥰 their caption:

Norigae designs for #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS 🎀 Norigae are traditional Korean decorative pendants — the Huntrix girls rock cute, modernized versions, while their mentor Celine, from an older generation of hunters, keeps it classic in traditional style.

(the zoey and rumi charms on mira's norigae 😭💕 SHE LOVES HER GIRLS!!!)