my name is monique (ques). and i hate myself more than you do
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sext: “hey, I listened to that playlist you sent me…”
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Hannah Hart and Ingrid Nilsen Gush About Falling in Love
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When you are about to propose to your girlfriend but your best friend from boarding school shows up with the DVD that the girl you were in love with made for a time capsule ten years ago that says that she thinks you are soulmates.
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my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
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I blame my baby boomer parents for my intense cheapness
when I’m in the checkout at the grocery store and watching the total go up, I start having anxiety. like I can feel my heart start to beat faster and my hands get sweaty and I get nauseated
spending money literally makes me sick
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