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[eproctoad]

Based off of some fart-related DMs I was recently sending:

Imagine a medicine (or, if you want this to be a fantasy world, a potion) that’s been developed specifically to make you pass gas. It doesn’t MAKE you more gassy, but it instead ensures that gas doesn’t build up in your guts and make you painfully crampy. After a dose or two, you’ll be practically unable to hold in your farts, as all that gas will immediately come rushing out your ass the moment it’s created.

Because of this, it becomes established as a sleepytime medicine: you take it before you go to bed so that you don’t wake up in the middle of the night with gas cramps, you don’t get embarrassed by your constant farts, and you wake up once the medicine is fully done taking effect.

Of course, there are ways that people use this medicine for mischief. Two common pranks are:

A) Swapping a person’s Bean-o or other gas-reducing medication with the gas-passing one (this eventually leads the company to make it visibly distinct from any gas-reducing medicine)

B) Loading all of the people in a group that’s sleeping in the same room with trigger foods before taking this medicine at bedtime, and then finding a way for the person getting pranked to wake up in the middle of the night. It’s hard getting back to sleep when you’re made. aware of a chorus of people farting around you...

NOTE: I didn’t base this off anything that already exists. Any relationship to existing medication is purely coincidental.