he's just this guy, you know? hella chicagoan. he/they I guess but not feeling Bound To It. about 30 years old, plur or minus five years.that's pretty much it I'm nothing special.
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Maison Margiela Artisanal 2025 collection metal face mask via Julia O'Callaghan
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sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.
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Fucked by Fiat: Part 4 Abarth (2000 Scorpione, 1970). Designed by Filippo Sapino at Pininfarina powered be a mid-mounted Fiat / Abarth Tipo 236 DOHC 2.0 litre engine that made 220hp.
The Abarth brand is used by Fiat on their high performance models. During the 1950s and 60s, while Abarth was an independent tuner and car maker they made their own cars, based in Fiats (and Simcas) but with distinctive bodywork and styling. Once Fiat took over Abarth they stopped making separate Abarth models and never have since
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months
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realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house
it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant
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hair silky like tofu
ass firm like another kind of tofu
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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they gave bubsy a tie? a suitjacket and tie? is bubsy a future tumblr sexyman? I can't handle this world
#bubsy#it's insanely fucked that I'm tagging 'bubsy' on tumblr.#yeah!#bubsy the bobcat!#THAT MOTHERFUCKER#THAT SONIC-ASPIRANT CONKSUCK
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